RainyDayJizz#35

Can't call favorite, but a good one was Rudesheim. Least favorite, driving into Kansas on eastbound I-70. After an hour and a half I started wondering if there was anything at all in Kansas. There were no exits. Went northbound on the first state highway I could find.

Manhattan was fully habitable before it was developed.

Why would you do that to Lorraine!?!? Cannibals!!!

You have a horrible life.

Destroy what's telling you not to be lazy and then go be lazy.

I think that made me laugh more than the actual joke would.

If I had nuts on my chin would those be chin nuts?

Musket you idiot.

I have a sinus headache.

Happy Birthday you misanthropic ball of depression. You probably need to shave.

Nope. My luck is exactly where it should be.

Oh, this thread. I'm good.

I don't know. I just buy pot at a dispensary.

You buy it from people that sell drugs. Around here you get it by a pier. Some guy tried to sell me some a while back and it was a tough debate. I had to pass because I don't want to be high for ten hours (if it was even any good that's how long it should last). It's too easy to sell bunk lsd though, it's just paper.

You sicken me.

I talk to all animals like people, wild or pets. I yell "kitty" every time i see a cat when I'm driving.

Pant that David thing Michelangelo made. But make them chaps.

He's speaking of wage slaves who debate between car insurance and rent. People older than me are working in fast food because if you stay it can be a decent alternative due to the turnover rate. But even most of those people are jocking for a better restaurant position.

They want everything to be homestyle, and refuse to recognize that it's not coming at minimum wage. If the girl at the counter had a house and a couple kids and didn't need to think about bills maybe she'd engage in some conversation.

I would love it if all the Spanish names destroyed Florida for weeks.

Quit trying to hide our emotions, maaaaaaan. Totally get it though.

My lasagna is fantastic.

I wish, I'd rather be doing manual labor. Some people refer to what I do as such, but most of the day I'm sitting. I like to be up and moving.

"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to fuck off and murder your whole family so your genes do not pollute the world."