RainyDayJizz#35

Is this the mindset you cultivate while fingering the asshole of a young boy?

I don't like Disney. Fuck everyone's childhood. Warner Bros. fucking schooled Disney in the 40's.

I asked a legitimate question. Will everclear wash away the pain of being a pencil dick that can't hold on to a woman because your personality is so worthless the only friends you have keep you at a distance online? I'm genuinely curious.

Will it wash away the pain of being Viperslayer?

We're going to test this.

When you let me.

It's the unicorn that does it.

@CutieQuesadilla

You mean right now? I mean I can, but I rarely do that on demand.

At least it only devours the flesh around the genitals.

Gay sex is implied.

Why you make me post this?

Paula looks good for her age. I don't think I really had a crush on Cyndi Lauper, I wanted her to be my mom or babysitter or something. I think she aged in a funny way because if I imagined Cyndi Lauper old it would be this.

Hey, everyone's parents had sex at least once. We all know what's going on in private.

I can lift my cock to your mouth.

If she's funny it could end up being a source of entertainment when you're with her, so there's always that.

Paula Abdul is on drugs or something and I think Natalie Portman is still acting.

If you're crafting a sandwich sourdough and onions mesh.

I forget nothing. I would pay you to trade brains to an extent. I would need to know that I should wave my dick at retarded girls if I had your mind.

Yeah, I clearly didn't remember your name. Also a roast turkey reuben sounds fucking stupid. I can't think of a meat that could possibly work better than corned beef on a reuben. Ham could possibly be okay, but fowl is completely out of line. The ham may also need to be heavily corned.

Egg Salad?

No, get fat so we can sing fatty Patty 2 x 4.