crackymckrackin

I have a hammer here, just waiting on stand-by.

I hate that I'm just now seeing all of this but I agree with Buddy. This chick is screwing with you. Until she comes to you and says she's no longer engaged, leave it alone. Even if she does I would still advise against it. You don't just leave a relationship like that and get over it. Let the next guy she dates take that hit.

Mine gets used to much for that to happen.

Minimum of 5 feet. I've spent years building up herculean bladder strength.

We have an over abundance of people who do DJ work but the only people who hire them are high schools that have dances. They literally just roll in with an I pad and press play.

Spring gets us sprung.

Screw all that noise, I'm hosing off the wall from 5 feet away from now on.

Mostly anxiety with just a dash of depression sprinkled in for good measure. Also when the sun starts shining after all the dark days, a hyper active libido.

All I have is a wish list. We don't have a karaoke place anywhere near hear. I would literally have to drive 4 to six hours just to start searching for a place. I live in a college town too. That's what makes it so crazy. This town only has dive bars. Not even good bars that serve good food.

It's a browser that doesn't track you.

My gimmick, nothing to do with ass.

This explains a lot.

Tilling ground on my tractor in the spring for my garden. A good burger. Sex. A good coffee grind in the morning with breakfast.

I would need a minimum of 5k per week. I have needs.

Getting ready for a colonoscopy?

I hear meth helps with the flu.

CrackyMckrackem Rackem Crackem McLargeHuge SwingDongPersius

Ah, I see the "never" now. It's what I get for glossing over most text. It's a bad habit I picked up from reading through pages of garbage on the old boards.

Needs more of the masculine tears as he "arrives". Maybe add some hysterical sobbing as he gasms?

I've never been a mod here but I appreciate the sentiment.

Like Spongebob you have to be bold. Tie those shoelaces and sing a song!

Does he like sponge bob....if no, dump him. If yes, wife that dude.

On a completely unrelated note, I'm not allowed to have permanent markers any more. Not my joke but I liked it.

A succubus? They only attack when you are asleep.

You got it all wrong. Jump up and windmill your junk. What demon is going to go after a windmill?