Still Me

dont care...

me too

i made bacon wrapped chicken and white rice

dude i fucking hate open enrollment...i went from paying $26 a check to $80 a check

good lord.....shit.....man i dont like when a metal fork touches my teeth....and you using a metal file? makes my fucking skin crawl.....but i feel your pain man....im going to the dentist this year to get major work done....im just thankful the my place of work offers 18 different plans so that i can choose one that will help me this year....oh and i set up a flex account of $1000....that way i dont have to pay out of pocket for anything

LB and i buy everything in bulk....so first trip to costco/sams we probably bought $400 worth of shit....but i havent had to buy toilet paper, paper towels, dish washer pods, laundry detergent, bathroom cleaning products, pasta, spices, sugar, flour, or oil in the past 7 months....so now when we go we spend at best $150

its so damn funny...and i lose in pvp all the time but it’s so cute i don’t rage...

i love cows....love to eat em...love to play with em...they are very playful...I had a friend growing up who raised beef cattle and we would play catch with one...it was this giant yoga ball and we’d throw it and he’d come kickin in back to us...he was as delicious as he was adorable...

do it for the selfie...

gimmie your gimmie your gimme your attention baby...

we need to think bigger....let’s pee off an overpass

eh

you asked how far back....I said baby got....baby got back....

:D omg that’s too funny

needs more...

baby got

ive been spoiled by this place called hurts doughnut....

have a birthday....

GAAAAAAAAAAY...

i had to work Sunday this week...so today is my second Monday...it’s a good day tho...

we have enough whiney bitches on this site already