Hmm... that gives me an idea.
I should take a bunch of uninflated balloons, write really dumb puns on them in really tiny text, then put them all in a big jar labeled "THESE PUNS BLOW".
The weird thing is that they're not even bots.
Many of them are people from a balloon fetish message board I sometimes lurk (which is really strange since I never even made an account there).
I literally only made an account there to keep up with news from Studio Fuusen. I've never even posted anything. Why the hell do people keep following me?