TrigunBebop

Thai coconut chicken curry soup.

A combination of a little weight at the end of my string and several fans working in unison. The fans blow me towards the key I need to hit, and the weight makes me sink until it hits the key. It's a very long, tedious arduous process.

Indeed

Falling down (or up) a flight of stairs there would be 100% lethal. o_o

Don't gotta ask me twice... I mean what?

Approximately 841100N people.

but how many people have fallen up a flight of stairs? I have.

NOPE

I'm surprised I haven't been banned yet. I keep posting unsolicited pictures of my balloon all over the place. Like this:

You're welcome.

But all doggos are good boys and good girls. Even the bad ones.

Of course it failed. You made it.

Spoiler alert: It was pee.

LOOK AT THE BORK BORK WHAT A GOOD GIRL

Meet my boyfriend.

There was even a balloon/foot fetish parody of the song several years ago.

I miss having a kitty ;_;

You say that as if I'm not already a balloon. D: >.> <.<

I think you mean Fuusen Chair Friday? Yeah, that's totally what you meant.

Business mergers are always clusterfucks.

Why didn't you spend that money on balloons instead?

I'm in shape. After all, big and round is a shape.

I woke up with a balloon in my pants... and decided to keep it there. THE END