TrigunBebop

Yep. Static electricity can definitely cause a balloon to pop. In fact, if you're ever seen balloons (that weren't overinflated) just randomly explode out of nowhere, the culprit was most likely random static. Static is a big enough problem for balloons that most party decorators, balloon artists, and florists tend to have static guard spray on hand. I've also had my fair share of personal experience with static destroying balloons. As a looner, I learned pretty quickly that whenever I vacuumed my room, I needed to put all my balloons away (preferably somewhere elevated) and keep them off the floor for at least a few hours afterwards. Any time I got the balloons back out too soon, there would be at least a few spontaneous KABOOMS (sometimes many). I also learned that during the Winter I had to be significantly more careful with my balloons in order to avoid popping them. The combo of carpeting and dry air (from having the heat on) made static buildup a huge problem and often resulted in lots of unwanted pops if I wasn't careful.

Not too much, though. Otherwise I'll pop. x.x

I almost missed it myself. Seems I'm slipping as of late.

Bend me, shape me, any way you want me.

lol you said popcorn

I am okay with this.

Wait... what?

Riveting thread, ol' chap.

Silly poof, You don't suck a balleenis. You blow it.

shut up and kiss me

I wonder why...

Thai coconut chicken curry soup.

A combination of a little weight at the end of my string and several fans working in unison. The fans blow me towards the key I need to hit, and the weight makes me sink until it hits the key. It's a very long, tedious arduous process.

Indeed

Falling down (or up) a flight of stairs there would be 100% lethal. o_o

Don't gotta ask me twice... I mean what?

Approximately 841100N people.

but how many people have fallen up a flight of stairs? I have.

NOPE

I'm surprised I haven't been banned yet. I keep posting unsolicited pictures of my balloon all over the place. Like this:

You're welcome.

But all doggos are good boys and good girls. Even the bad ones.

Of course it failed. You made it.

Spoiler alert: It was pee.