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TrigunBebop

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  1. Because you touch yourself at night.
  2. Balloons with naughty animes printed on them.
  3. Eventually they'll quit throbbing. Usually around the time you develop calluses that crack and start bleeding instead.
  4. I'll count that as another vote for hentai balloons.
  5. I, for one, do not wash my legs. Mostly because, as a balloon, I don't even have legs.
  6. I'm a dinosaur Moo
  7. Wait... there's an American Karaoke Idol now? But... isn't regular American Idol already just karaoke?
  8. Meow.
  9. Come back to bed, dear.
  10. Invest all your money in a balloon stash.
  11. Also, cocks
  12. Lies. Lies and slander libel. One balloon usually lasts me several months. I know how to take care of a balloon.
  13. lol you said "blow it"
  14. Story of my life.
  15. Those things totally exist.
  16. That just leads to having a disappointing amount of both.
  17. The credit card number is actually the size of your dick in centimeters.
  18. Accidentally kicked a shelf that had some dice on it, knocking a d20 onto the floor. It landed on 20.
  19. I'll count that as 1 vote for hentai balloons.
  20. Everytime time someone says "cocktail" I think of rooster butts.
  21. Now the question is: hentai balloons or Gundam models? Decisions, decisions...
  22. A winner is (not) me. Or anyone else.
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