Raptorpat

I think our new collective mission should be to help @molarbear fix his broken penis

yo, we're supposed to be bonding over braces

this post brought to you in part by: procrastinating dinner for four hours because I am warded off by the extra steps to clean the retainer first and then my mouth after

so I'm probably between 3-4 months into a stint with invisalign retainers. never had braces as a kid because my teeth weren't that bad, but 25 extra years of the bottom teeth being crowded messed everything up and my teeth were grinding themselves down and my bite was out of alignment. sooooooooooo enter the amazing world of adult orthodontics. fancy 3D-printed retainers, move onto a tighter set every 12 days. every four retainers, gotta go in for a check-up and the dentist has to do 'reductions' on my bottom teeth (literally grinding the sides ughs) to make room while they shift around. one of the selling points is you can eat or drink anything as long as you take them out first, but really you need to brush and floss before you put them back in so nothing is trapped in there to fester. i haven't had an enamel-dissolving soda since august, which is probably for the better, and I can't really snack (or it's not really worth the cleaning effort at least). I have flossed more in the past 100 days than the rest of my life combined. as much as you eventually get used to the plastic retainers in your mouth, you'll suddenly have moments of hyper awareness over it. when mealtimes sneak up, my mouth will literally start rejecting them sometimes like how i imagine the sensation of a body rejecting a prosthetic. but eventually I'll supposedly have wonderful teeth, paid for by the COVID-19 student loan freeze. anyways, who wants to share and bond over orthodontics stories, the greatest thing to bond over?

unfortunately the laws of autocorrect prohibit you from pooping, ever again

I haven't seen that, maybe only sweaty pogo players get it and not play-from-home pogo players yeah i called you two sweaty what ya gonna do about it

My gf's coworker is looking for PoGo friends to share gifts/level up because he has none but us in person: 0945 6206 2191

yo i just had a conversation with someone who had never heard of the Y2K bug

I have a bookcase similar in proportion to that sitting in the garage, but it's been in there so long that every time I think over bringing it in and using it I'm like 'ughhhh i can't bother cleaning/restoring it, i'll worry about it later'

I was big in the aim era, but I skipped the tinychat era.

well did you know Kentucky is the only state that begins with K?

what are you guys taaaaaaalking abouuuuuut

what? i haven't see that yet

well I just learned about a feature I knew nothing about

I am ok I've been sick all of October and not on much

yo so what does feeding a poffin instead of berries actually do?

i am over here

happy ahlloween

stilgar is everyone's arch enema

happy irthday @DBZ4ever!

hi

a perfect opportunity to market your and cracky's weeding club

I had to look it up cuz you're throwing me for a loop https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Animals_in_the_Pokémon_world most of the references to "real" animals were earlier in the franchise (like the OG anime run) and "Also according to Shudō, real animals went extinct in the Pokémon world years ago and no longer exist. He claimed that instances of real-world animals appearing in earlier episodes of the anime were due to the animation staff not paying enough attention."