Raptorpat

me waking up right now

MY_JEEP_IS_ROCK

are you the end or the middle of the human centipede

yeah, similar story here. after I had e. coli in college, my mother was dealing with someone from the state DOH as they were trying to trace it. at one point, she called the person about it and my mom said she said something to her snidely like "I haven't worked on your case in months" in a totally needless mic-drop fashion. like... ok lady?

there will always be work in that field business is gonna start boomering

do you have any tea on whether anything happened to property manager lady? strange world where someone from corporate turns out to be the hero.

THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS MINE

can I play the electric marimba?

welcome back!

yes

best boy

the best boy

in a roundabout way, yes

actually it's the smoke, and the fire, and the exploding dishes and melting plastic and silicone breast pump equipment, and having to go 6 months without a stove during the early pandemic

I'm pretty sure every part about moving is the worst part about moving

is she still little enough to take naps? nap time is sweet relief

i am tired ghostrek how are you

I think the key difference is that unlike human engineering, nature has had two billion years of indifferently throwing shit at the wall to progressively get this far

I get the housing cost issue, but maybe don't move in with new pants guy unless you're willing to first entertain each positive and negative outcome this could result in. Like do you even know this guy really?

OchO

Page 3 of a thread about ugly body parts and @Rogue_Alphonsehas yet to volunteer his supple weenus.

I spent way too long waiting for the chart to fill in before I realized I caught a winner.

Just realized I never applied a rank for this, so VicodinEs won fantasy and pick'em?

he just wants your attention mine keeps jumping onto my computer table to find a path to my unavailable lap, it's really annoying but I can't be mad