GuyBeardmane

I graduated in 01, so no prom in 2002. But I do have a video showing how I spent my prom night in 01. No I wasn't there, I just watched it on tv.

My favorite thing about that guy was when SwimOdin promised me he would change shitlord's name to Turbo-Douche if he decided he wanted to stop being a mod. That was like 10 years ago, though, so yeah.

Chris Benoit. Then it turned out he went full crazy and killed his wife and son, so after I had time to process everything I don't feel too bad now.

DicksoPenetrate

I've done this before. I can do it again. Just make sure you have properly conditioned or at least used a good beard oil because I don't wanna get scratched.

I got highlights.

It's whatever you want to be, babeh Doom Metal Fuckin'Fist

Fill Me

Nuru-ku4656

Even weirder, women like compliments on their complexion or the softness of their skin, but throw 'em in a pit in your basement and tell 'em to put on lotion and they just scream and scream and scream.

Won't You Be My Neighbor? - 10 boxes of Kleenex/10 Wonderfully told story of how Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood came to be and just about how Mr. Rogers became who he was. Definitely inspirational.

Magnum PIE See, cause I'm fat.

Am I a foil Charizard?

Can we at least make that "the boobs of a 21 year old" so I don't feel gross for ogling them?

Donald Trump paid Stormy Daniels to spank him with a Forbes magazine. Don't say the rich don't like to pay people to treat them like shit.

So you're saying that self-entitled fucksticks are the types who whine about fast food service...

I've actually never used reddit, but as I had mentioned in a post above, even Mr. Rogers's son said the same thing. So it's not an uncommon thought. Also I didn't write any kind of story, so the writing prompt thread doesn't mean much. I'm actually annoyed you're accusing me of plagiarism for having an idea, especially because there's not even a story in this thread.

Just got back from watching Won't You Be My Neighbor and bawling my eyes out, but had to revive this thread to point out in the documentary even Mr. Rogers's son says his dad was arguably the second coming of Christ.

Awfully cuntish thing to do. Being bipolar doesn't give you a free pass to be a total cunt. Stop being a cunt.

Andrew WK follows me on Twitter and I had a tweet quoted and replied to by Bruce Campbell, so that's pretty cool.

She's a freak. The good kind of freak. The kind of freak you shouldn't have blocked, because she'd have rocked your world. If a woman asks for a dick pic and is still all hyped up sexually after you send it, it's likely she wants that dick in particular.

No, the ones who asked for dick pics and the ones who sent fucking/blowing videos were different women.

That poor baby. He was super distressed.