GuyBeardmane

If you shove a toothpick through a grape and stick it into a large potato, that is what I look like. I do have some decently muscular legs because I'm hauling my fat ass around everywhere. But yeah, I have a pretty sedentary life where I work in a call center and when I'm not doing that I'm at home on the internet. I'm gonna look into getting a stationary bike so I can still YouTube and not be outdoors for people to laugh at for trying to get better. That will at least get some cardio going to get to the point I don't sweat myself to death if I join a gym later on for enhanced cardio and muscle building, since muscle burns fat faster.

I'm hoping to get bitten by a radioactive Brawn Strowman so I gain his powers of being massive and making people get these hands.

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Gurl, you look amazing and don't have to lose any weight. But you do you.

I've said suicide by pizza is the way I wanna go.

Also my blood pressure was way too high and I'm actually concerned about my mortality. Worst of all, I learned I have a pimple IN MY EAR CANAL. My body fucking sucks.

You mean you were phat. Or maybe even t h i c c.

But I like being able to see my penis.

Like, I'm a big dude. I've known I'm a big dude as it's quite obvious. But today I went to a clinic to check for an ear infection and they put me on the scale and I was actually blown away because I am 445 pounds. That's too damn big. So either I gotta change things and start exercising and counting calories and such, or not.

Curiousity got me once and I wound up reconnecting with not only my first grade crush, but also my first grade best friends on Facebook a few years back. They are all happy and successful and married, so I'm happy for them.

They're somewhere else.

Bugs Bunny.

Seafoam green.

True, but still. Canonically, only Goofy and Pete have boned down.

Goofy and Pete are the only two Disney mascot characters who have had sex.

The Toki/Skwisgaar duet sold me.

But now that you know, your life is forever changed.

I'd be a turd sammich.

Look at that sleepy baby

They are all good babies.

I'm sorry, I thought the topic was snakes. I'll see myself out.

I haven't seen the spiders, but I have been so exhausted that I hallucinated a big ass truck towing a big ass boat down my road in the middle of the night and stopped suddenly so I didn't hit it.

I'm coming over to cuddle all of them.