GuyBeardmane

TitanicxIceberg

Yes, that is the inspiration for the thread's title. Also Princess Peach can float off somewhere. Mario and Pauline belong together. SHE SAID SHE'LL BE HIS ONE-UP GIRL.

IN THIS THREAD we share our favorite romantic pairings of fictional characters that may or may not be canon pairings. Phoenix Wright and Maya Fey need to marry and have ten kids. Paul Rudd and Jason Segel should have gotten married at the end of I Love You, Man.

It blows my mind, like why does anyone brush their teeth at work in the first place wtf.

That makes a world of difference.

Is there anything more disgusting? Not in the literal sense, because there are plenty of more disgusting things, but more in the social sense, like not covering your mouth when you cough.

Super Dimension Fortress Macross

Is reverse sexual harassment a weird thing? Like, I wanna be the secretary whose female boss says perverted things to all the time and gets told to drop to my knees and eat her out for a raise.

It me.

Dragon Warrior II, way back on the NES. Wound up getting all four Dragon Warrior games on the NES at garage sales when I was a kid. Picked up a copy of Final Fantasy too. I never beat the games, because I didn't have the patience to grind out levels and I wound up advancing too far and getting stuck. First RPG that I actually played through and beat was Chrono Trigger on SNES.

I guess it's just the people I find myself drawn to, but pretty much all of my friends are bisexual swingers. Which somehow makes it worse that I'm the single guy.

Play the 3DS port. It's somehow BIGGER than the PS2 version.

I have prepared a letter of defense for a debt collector that's suing me, and set up a payment plan with another debt collector. Also I have the call center crud so I've started taking some decongestants and allergy pills in an attempt to stop myself from getting sick. And all without getting out of my pajamas.

Well shit, I might just do this thing then. I don't trust my computer to run it, but I can check it out. Sadface, only have half the ram required to run it.

If I had a PS4, I would be there. But I do not. So I will weep.

I want more of this Lynchian, Gurfstonian stuff.

They added Emily and Shane. Also Co-op is now available.

If we are, you really need to see a doctor.

Falkor is important, okay.

It's all because I'm good at just kind of lurking around.

They're big, as this random man in North Carolina can attest to when he discusses my random visit to his state.

My penis is SO LARGE, that movie theaters serve popcorn in four sizes: Small, My Penis, Medium, and Large.

Thumbs up kid looks just like that dude from your picture, though. As soon as I saw him I freaked out.