GuyBeardmane

Starring Viggo Mortensen as Billy, Chris Evans as Bob, Gael Garcia Bernal as Cormano, Taye Diggs as Steve, and Hugo Weaving as Sir Richard Rose.

The best part is how Mortal Kombat X makes the movie canon.

Oh. Oh wait. You did post pictures.

Because memes.

The Last Unicorn. 2 Part fantasy epic with monster design by Guillermo Del Toro. Get Angela Lansbury to reprise her role as Mommy Fortuna, get a multi-ethnic cast that's sorely underrepresented in the Fantasy genre.

Kermit hasn't sung Love Shack, as far as I know. And you can't tell me that even singing those two songs vanilla wouldn't put a smile on your face.

Sing your favorite song in either the voice of the guy from the B-52s or Kermit the Frog.

Nope. Just go home and sleep.

Just, nasty, stinky ass that's been in a sauna for too long.

I was hoping this would be a pair of leggings with one of those cartoon bombs on the ass. I am disappoint.

Only the Soylent Green. But I do eat it weekly.

I don't believe you. I'll need to see more evidence of this. For reasons.

You've got a funny lookin' autograph book.

I am doubtful.

Sub out the Cheez its with a can of Planter's Cheese Balls, and I've done the same.

It's a big enough loophole that I'm not too concerned. Also it's not like I'm seeking clientele either, just the salon owner and the owner of the shop next door, so I feel pretty comfortable with the whole deal. Plus I get to massage Heather and that's a good deal for me.

So let me get this right. He didn't move to Jamaica?