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GuyBeardmane

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  1. Recording Industry Management?
  2. Like, I know they would've put "personal" instead of "personnel" too, had they remembered the word.
  3. Because who needs spell check.
  4. I think it'd be funny to replace the bible with a copy of The Satanic Verses.
  5. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gideons_International
  6. Yes. Brett Favre dick pics for EVERYONE!
  7. Ask him to send unsolicited dick pics to people you know.
  8. That joke is awful. The punchline makes no sense. Wait this isn't a joke, this is just a sad truth.
  9. "But he loves me and says I'm different than other girls and more mature than the other girls!"
  10. More likely the boys bragging to friends, because that's what boys do.
  11. I am a Junji Ito character.
  12. As you would think, these are videos that are narrated. Because PornHub is a meme.
  13. Getting an oil change is terrible. So much waiting. I hate it.
  14. My friend's cat only drinks out of running faucets.
  15. Hell yeah.
  16. Not eating death biscuits.
  17. I work on Thanksgiving.
  18. I almost choked to death on a McDonald's breakfast biscuit. It's why I get McGriddles instead.
  19. I am ready to die now, as I earned my sticker.
  20. Sinus congestion/chest congestion/ear infection. It's been over a week since it hit me. I've been taking an antibiotic for the past few days but not getting better. I'm gonna die of this call center plague and it fucking sucks.
  21. Kitties ❤❤❤
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