GuyBeardmane

Yeah, they wanted to total it out in spring when I got rear ended by a semi. They'll likely call it totaled this time for sure.

Yeah, neither of us was injured, and no other vehicles were involved. Silver linings.

I think you'd get drunk much faster but also likely get alcohol poisoning. I watched a thing where they experimented with vaporizing alcohol in a sauna, and the people in the sauna got drunk as shit super fast since the vapor was being absorbed by their bodies and not just going through the stomach. Here's a link: https://www.brainstuffshow.com/blogs/what-would-happen-if-you-took-alcohol-intravenously.htm

Truck stopped in front of me, and I tried stopping and slid under his bumper. I've not had a good year.

So, you single? 😘❤

Nah, barbers are pro. You gotta go to a good barber though, not a chain shop. Becca is a barber and she is amazing with my hair.

Ay gurl how YOU doin 😘❤ You need some birthday spankings?

You know they tax for that now, right?

Armando.

I am always open to books and movies and being murdered.

Some fava beans and a nice chianti.

She proud, but she also blep.

PUPDATE: She had a bath.

But not too tired to post a thread to tell everyone. I'm going to sleep.

20,000 Leagues.

It's okay. It's alright. It's okay and alright.

Right on Geoffrey's coffin. Just on top of it.

Wasn't that a scene in Game of Thrones?

3 and a half inches.

Pink Starburst are the best ones.

I have work.

Won't You Be My Neighbor? is the best movie of 2018.