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GuyBeardmane

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  1. I haven't posted in months, but I follow a lot of semi-porn and hentai blogs since they got rid of the actual porn and hentai. Anyway I always get ads for those Precious Moments figures and churches and religious stuff. They're trying to tell me that I need jesus. I don't need jesus. I need boobs in my face. End blog.
  2. You should ask for a refund.
  3. Today I learned that profile stuff doesn't show up on mobile.
  4. I have a gif of Batman suplexing an alligator on my profile, so I don't know why more people aren't looking at it.
  5. Sending boobs.
  6. Need nap. Send boobs.
  7. I put ranch on pizza. Fight me you scrublords
  8. All I know is I get first dibs on Picard.
  9. I thought they made Jon Snow OP when he went Super Saiyan.
  10. I got Ebby hugs this morning because she didn't want me to go to work.
  11. I think it is just right for me.
  12. A ridiculous amount.
  13. You only like me for my balloons anyway.
  14. Boku No 3ko
  15. I like all my tattoos. I put a lot of thought into them before I get one because I don't want anything I'll regret.
  16. Whoever gets there first. That's a bunk bed joke.
  17. I've done okcupid in the past. I live in BFE, though, so options are limited to country girls who want a country boy (which I am not), and pornbots (which I believe is a misnomer because they are not robots that do porn but rather AI spam accounts that ask for a credit card number).
  18. 😘 I'm like Oprah in here. You're my girlfriend! You're my girlfriend! EVERYONE IS MY GIRLFRIEND!
  19. And yet I get away with it. It's probably because the mods and admins are all my girlfriends also.
  20. You're my girlfriend too 😘
  21. So is Neko. Just don't let them know or they'll deny it, saying things like "I've never met Guy at all" and "he's a weirdo from the internet and posts random shit all the time." TRUTH WILL NOT GET IN THE WAY OF OUR LOVE.
  22. Layla dislikes my hair bun.
  23. I've got ol Lyra up to 20. Morgan is right behind her.
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