GuyBeardmane

This was the last time I had short hair.

I ain't cuddlin til there's more boobs.

It was wet and behind my head. Hair's still here.

I'm a shill! (Check out the Chilluminati Podcast)

Now this is classy af. Thank you @Satou Kazuma!

I posted my favorites here. https://unevenedge.com/topic/47423-christmas-carols-thread/

Amazon Prime trial comin' through! Hope you enjoy it!

You had me at rice krispie treats

I want to share this picture with the universe.

See now that just means I now have an excuse to throw out a pervy line about "going to bed" that's innuendo for sexy times. But I'm lazy so just imagine I was flirty and charming.

Surprisingly no! A lot of men find it difficult and awkward to jerk it with their non dominant hand.

I can masturbate ambidextrously.

I'm right here.

Ay gurl how YOU doin 😘

Send me one kthx

😍

A few tips: Don't show up naked. It's frowned upon to show up naked, although feel free to strip during the festivities. As tempting as it is, don't pre-game by downing a bottle of Kraken. You want to have all of your inhibitions in place until the boss drops theirs. Bring your cellphone. You can record incriminating video/audio and take photos of anyone you may need to extort in the future. Have a written contract prepared regarding any important pay raises/promotions you want for your boss to sign. This way you've got documentation for the court if your boss signs it and tries to back out because "they were drunk."

I'm a bit more awake now also holy shit it's 12:40. I thought it was still morning. Fuckin' A I was planning on just relaxing until noon but that was 40 minutes ago. Now I gotta haul my ass to the shower and get cleaned up.

I get that. Leah and Emily are more in my wheelhouse as free-spirited hippie types, but Penny always draws me back too.

I am "In a row?" years old today. Need moar tiddies. Kthx sleep now.

I have a difficult time choosing.

Southeast Kentucky It is Call Center central Also, home of meth. A coincidence? Possibly, but causation Cannot be ruled out.