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GuyBeardmane

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  1. I say keep Smokey, but replace the cartoon with an actual bear in a ranger hat and make commercials where he mauls people who aren't following fire safety protocols. Change the tagline from "Only you can prevent forest fires/wildfires" to "fuck around and find out."
  2. I was pretty pissed off, for sure. But I had to play it down for the patrons of the restaurant. Didn't want a bunch of dream-people watching me lose my shit.
  3. You've bathroom-incepted yourself. BWONG It reminds me of the time that my alarm started going off, so I got up to go across the room to turn off my alarm clock but it wouldn't shut off. I hit the snooze button, I flipped the switch, but nothing would turn the thing off. I turn around embarrassed and tell all the people sitting in the restaurant that I'm sorry it's disturbing their meal and I'll have it off in a moment, and as I'm reaching for the plug it dawns on me "you don't have a restaurant in your bedroom" and I finally wake up and go turn off my alarm.
  4. Have you ever checked out Dream Moods? I use the Dream Dictionary there whenever I have a really intense dream that sticks with me. Here's what it says about lions. Of course, it's all dreams and none of it may mean anything. Lion To see a lion in your dream symbolizes great strength, courage, aggression and power. You will overcome some of your emotional difficulties. As king of the jungle, the lion also represents dignity, royalty, leadership, pride and domination. You have much influence over others. You also need to exercise some restraint in your own personal and social life. Alternatively, a lion represents your need for control over others. You have to be in charge. Dreaming of a dead lion refers to your fall from power or status. To dream that you are attacked by a lion suggests that a force may be driving you to self-destruction. You need to overcome these challenges and obstacles. To see a black lion in your dream represents a negative force. You or someone else is using their position of power to do harm. To see a white lion in your dream highlights your majestic power. A white lion may also indicate sudden awareness of the power you hold.
  5. Last night I had a bad dream where two shadow people got me in the backseat of a car as if they were going to kidnap me, and one of them leaned in mumbling something. I felt an intense sense of dread and told myself I had to wake up before it got any closer to my ear and woke up with momentary sleep paralysis. When's the last time you've had a bad dream that got to you? What was it about?
  6. If they have lifespans that allow them to travel across the universe from whatever planet they come from to earth, then they can just play the waiting game while humanity dies out.
  7. If there was a species out there that had the technology to travel across the universe just for the resources on earth, they'd have taken what they wanted by now.
  8. I'll do Fairy next after Steel, then Psychic.
  9. Then Steel it shall be. I haven't really ever used Steel types, so this should be fun. A slow, defensive, fat team is what I'll have. I should go hatch some eggs to set myself up.
  10. I knew you'd get stuck on that. I don't know.
  11. You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.
  12. That's part of one of my favorite dumb jokes. What's the difference between a fish, a piano, and a bottle of glue?
  13. I'm gonna replay Pokemon Sword, but I want to do a monotype run. I've most recently completed a Poison-type run, so I want to go through again with a different type. First response to this thread that features an actual pokemon type will be the type I go with.
  14. My friend and I had a conversation about whether or not aliens were real, and my opinion is that any intelligent life out there that could get to us that wanted anything from us would have conquered us by now.
  15. With the release of Eva 3.0 + 1.0, I have strong opinions on this now. I can't stand Amazon, but I had to sign up for an Amazon Prime trial to watch the movie. When my trial expires, I will no longer be able to see the movie. I would love to have a bluray copy so I can put it on my shelf next to Evas 1.11, 2.22, and 3.33, but I have a strong suspicion that Amazon will not allow the movie to be released on physical media. It's shit.
  16. It's @Raptorpat
  17. I used to play slots when I would get a monthly five dollar free play because I don't want to lose my money.
  18. Someone needs to call CPS to get her children removed from her home before she takes them on a trip to Mexico thinking they have serpent DNA.
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