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Chapinator_X

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  1. How does Leeroy Brown compare to Dio Brando or Griffith from Berserk?
  2. It's too much effort to keep my beard looking clean, but I also don't want to fall under the neckbeard stereotype or look haggard, so I gotta at least shave the neckbeard off if I'm not going to fix up the rest of my beard.
  3. The first one is Boku no Freeco. The second one is Death Note Evolution: Origins.
  4. "GET IN THE TRASH, KID!" a bully shouts as he gives Light Turner yet another swirlie. "One day....I'll make you pay!" Light shouts, in a screetchy voice, spitting out toilet water every so often. "Oh yeeeeeaaaaah? Another one of your school shooter fantaasies?" the bully smirks, putting a hand behind his ear as if he didn't hear correctly. "It's...not.." Light sniffles as he suppresses yet another after-swirlie sobbing. As the bully walks away, Light takes a stroll outside with tears in his eyes. "If I had the power! I'd, I'd, I'd kill them all!". "You too, huh?" "Who's there!?" Light shouts. "It's me. Son Goku." "Son Goku, I've heard that name before. You're grandpa's dead!" "Yeah, I'm also a victim of cruel bullying. Some asshole named Texas Battle keeps being a dick to me. All I want to do is ask Chi-Chi for a kiss, but I don't know how?" "You know," Light says with a malicious look in his eyes. "We can get back at them!" "Get back?" Goku ponders. "You're not thinking of doing anything illegal now, are you" "As illegal as murder goes! You've got the body, I've got the brain. Just fire your saiyan powers at everyone. Bullies, criminals, illegal aliens! ALL OF THEM!" "Cheese and rice, that sounds unhealthy! Hmmmmmm, well I'm down with anything as long as Master Roshi lets me borrow his sportscar!"
  5. The Iwatobi Swim Club is getting prepped up for the new year. Haru is practicing photosynthesis inside of his bathtub, Makoto is watching over him to make sure he doesn't drown in a shallow puddle, Nagisa is badgering Rei to let him borrow his swim shorts even though Rei knows full well that Nagisa never lost his swimshorts, and Rin stares at Iwatobai High School's pool from the other side of the fence as he reflects on his seething jealousy of Haru's friends. However, on the first day of school, a transfer student arrives! "All rise. Bow. Take a seat. Alright class, we have a new student today, so please give him a warm welcome!" The door opens, revealing a boy with short blonde hair and blue eyes. Everyone in the room is shocked because he came dressed in an oversized white T-shirt and speedos, a far cry from Iwatobi's standard issue student uniform. He approaches the desk and faces his startled classmates. "Hello everyone! My name is Pico! I love swimming Freestyle! Please, take care of me!"
  6. Man, they were really trying to promote AKB48's involvement in performing the Sugar Rush theme
  7. My Wife's Dying Wish of a Romantic Getaway Has Been Sabotaged by a Damn Brat! I Would Have Never Expected Food Cooked by Rats to be as Delicious as This!!! Being Imprisoned by My Big Sister's Ice Powers Awoken a Deep Love in My Heart! Why Did My Big Brother Never Tell Me His Dakimakura Had Super Powers!???
  8. Happy Birthday
  9. I've been meaning to buy the Half-Blood Prince book because it was my favorite Harry Potter movie, but it rarely shows up in thrift stores.
  10. I remember having that Canada Dry flavor a year or so ago. It was way too bland.
  11. When the Cringe Binge admins hear you say mean things about viper
  12. Universal Japan tends to have these events. Recently, they've rolled out a couple like an AoT 4D movie, a One Piece show, and some others. http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2017-04-11/universal-studios-japan-hosts-dragon-ball-gintama-one-piece-jojo-this-summer/.114667 I remember seeing alot on the 4D movie for JoJo Part 3. I'm looking forward to seeing what they'd do for a Gintama event.
  13. Pokemon's huge now. I must go to this kiosk to see if they have the Japanese Golduck cards and counterfeit Pikachu figurines I've been looking for!
  14. My old home....
  15. IT Crowd would be even better without the laugh track
  16. Let me guess: something petty af
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