Chapinator_X

A Wall Street executive

We’re cheap so we only have nuggets

Sometimes. I’ve gotten a DVD and some magazines, but I find that my niche isn’t mainstream enough to be found outside of something like Clips4Sale (which I’ve yet to buy from) or doujin sites. If they imported Japanese waki fetish material or made more American variants, I’d buy it up. But I have no such luck for finding material I like at adult video stores.

I keep making the mistake of getting the expansion version of the Dynasty series. It is good stress relief though to mow through waves of enemies. I think my favorites were Cao Pi, Zhurong, Wang Yi, and Xiaoqiao. I still need to play the Samurai spinoff. I had the most experience though with the Gundam spinoff. Using Turn A Gundam to clear waves was great. Ive been meaning to get Hyrule Warriors for a while, and wish I could get the Fire Emblem one if I had the proper 3DS/Switch for it.

Does David Ayer only know how to make cop movies?

It's everyday bro, with the corpse desecration flow. But the Paul's have given Youtube a particularly embarrassing time to exist. As long as there are braindead kids latching onto them, they probably won't be seeing much repercussion from this until their shelf life expires in a few years. Theres already dumbass fangirls sending racist comments to the girl Mochi posted because she dared to take Logan to task. It's just one of the telltale signs that we'll be better off in about 5 years when all the cancerous shit fucks off into obscurity.

I do need to get a teeth cleaning soon. I'll ask for whichever one has the raceplay fetish

Luckyyyyyyyyyyyy! Yeah, it takes a while to get to the upper levels with a 5 star (It wasn't until maybe sometime between GudaGuda and Christmas where I finally got mine to 90), but being able to ascend them to 60 is pretty good for the time being. I'm hassling over where to pull on. I've been saving for Raikou, but I've got an itching pulling finger, and kept using tickets to try to get Mordred. I think I'm going to try to shift my focus on Brynhildr or maybe Jeanne Alter, and then save until the summer.

Skeleton fingers

I don’t know why Steam gives out so many cards that I can only redeem for 0.00001 credits.

Tobacco Penises

I thought I’ve seen that band before. I’ve put TPR’s Final Fantasy albums on my chill study station before.

I'd say it's my fourth favorite in the series because it's a great game, but it's not a pleasant one to go through. I've enjoyed darker stories and drama, but it felt like a good chunk of the cast in IX exist merely to suffer. It'd be like if FFVI had 5 Cyans and a Locke, or if FFVII had a point where Red XIII was diagnosed with a debilitating ilness by the midway point and Cid found out his memories of the space program were false memories brought about after a fatal head injury. I enjoyed the combat, gameplay, and character design, and I would go as far to saying Zidane's one of my favorite FF protags, but it felt incredibly soul-sucking in the story department as it went on.

Music rehearsal studios were always one of the best places in college to get nookie. The only problem was that by the time I was starting my thesis, they made it only accessible through key card entry. Some guy stole instruments and ruined it for everyone.

And from there, they were like, "Hey guys, LOVING the data! This'll help us stop the terrorists. Say, you wouldn't mind if we tied everything you do to ONE ACCOUNT? That way, you can give us your information while you take a shit outside your home, while you play app games, and while you're sleeping". And the public rejoiced. And then they were saying, "Dudes, these smart phones are great and all, but what if we compromise your identity THROUGH YOUR PHONES? We'll throw in face/fingerprint reading technology, AND, while we're at it, make you pay extra for expensive specialty headphone jacks that our underpaid labor in China handcrafts for us! Great deal, huh?" And the public gave an astounding "Yes!"

That’s true, I should do just fine with the grad school experience I do have, and be thankful I had the options to get my MA without taking out loans higher than four digits. At the same time, my parents seemed outright disappointed in me that I dropped out of my doctorate. They apparently thought it’d be more work/less money for me to get into business, and the low wage entry level jobs I’ve taken have given them a sense of satisfaction in confirming how much I could be making if I magically wasted all my money getting a Ph.D that won’t guarantee a high level job at the finish line. “Why are you working for this little with your degree!?”. Because my degree will stick better with experience under my collar than wasted in a profession where my other colleagues will proudly alienate me to keep their cool kids club free of alumni. I kept telling my parents I’d just be in the situation I’m in now if I were to find out professor positions are slim/nonexistent by the time I finished. The only difference would be that I’d be almost 30, have no job experience cause too busy with school, and get the jobs I’m getting now but with a PhD instead of a Masters. But that didn’t matter to them, they just saw it as a mistake I’m making and going to regret. It’s like they only saw me as worthy because I had a vision, but when that vision went to shit, I went from being a prospective doctor to some kid who doesn’t know better, and is actively wasting the money they already would’ve wasted on worthless home renovation projects. And that doesn’t factor in the STEMlords or STEM wannabes that would discredit my degree as worthless for anything other than barista/waiter work. I know they’re overcompensating for being awful in the people skills department, but it doesn’t make me feel less insecure in trying to make a Communications degree stick when it becomes a punchline to some people. What is my worth? Did I work all this time for nothing? What will it take to justify my existence? I get called “dramatic” by a lot of people, including my family and loved ones, and it makes sense, as angry as it makes me feel when they tell me that. But I just want that reassurance that I’m not royally fucking up. That the end of the road won’t be poverty or manic depression. That everything’s good. I hate to sound like I’m asking for attention or praise; that’s why I’m always so hesitant on telling people on here about my personal life. Especially on here where we use other people’s personal lives against them as weapons to troll. But it would be difficult for me to talk about 2017 without mentioning how hard it is as a year of transition. Taking on a new path is rough as hell, but I think I’ll make it fine. As hard as I am on myself and as much flack i get from my parents, I’ve done quite a lot at 25. If anything, I can find a better PhD if I must, but I already have good qualifications that will only get better with time. Here’s to a better 2018.

Much like with anything, it was amazing up until some asshole thought, "Say, we're making alot of money from this, but how can we make MORE money?"

1. Get toned up with some muscle. 2. Move out. 3. Find a full time job that pays more and has insurance. 4. Save up for an engagement ring.

And then he fucked all three men, servicing each as they reward him with a warm bukkake shower.

Johnson & Johnson was really one rich man's masturbation session. That's why the shampoo is tear-free.

Spicy is great. I've got a ton of hot sauces to give my food a kick, but I can always appreciate a fresh jalapeno, habanero, and scotch bonnet. Haven't tried some of the daredevil peppers like ghost peppers or reapers, but I've had the Samyang ramen that people often eat in challenges. Sure wasn't comfortable to eat, but it was fun to give it a go.