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Frieza: Wipe that smirk off your face, monkey! My dice rolled on the very last property. I am about to purchase all of Namek, and you're friends can't stop me! I have the Dragon Balls needed to build a hotel on it as well. Goku: Wow Frieza, you really thought this one through! But not enough. I used my Dragon Balls to purchase all four utilities in the universe. If you land on any of those, your earnings from Namek will go to me! On top of that, there are so many possibilities where I get Free Parking, and you go directly to Jail. Frieza: Foolish monkey, that would take hours to complete. Not feasible at all! Goku: Luckily, a game of Monopoly lasts days. That gives me lots of time to send you to Jail where you belong. Frieza: Leaving it up to chance is a fools errand! Goku: Then what's that? (Points to a dice roll of six) Just the right number to send you to Jail. Frieza: Y-YOU....YOU THINK YOU CAN BOUNCE BACK WHEN I HAVE ALL THE PROPERTIES, MONKEY!? Goku: It's a long shot, but hey! Stranger things have happened. You don't have a Get Out of Jail Free card, do you? Frieza: GRRRRRR... Goku: I thought so. Now just for him to get enough dice rolls to land on the utilities and the four hotels I built over Bulma's capsule house. Bulma: YOU DID WHAT!? Goku: Have fun with the guests! Vegeta: Dammit! I landed on Bulma's Capsule House. Goku: (Extending his hand in anticipation for Dragon Balls) Vegeta: What!? In my own home!?

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Where did Frank_Underwood go?

If it was as easy to open as beer, I'd be with you. Wine can be a pain if the corkscrew or cork are cheap, but it's still somewhat do-able. What I'm talking about is liquor bottles where the foil is bolted on, so you have to find a way to get the foil off and twist the cap off without getting your fingers shredded up. The only way I've seen people open it feasibly is through a knife, but if you aren't able to play a game of Operation to remove all the foil, then the next time you twist the cap, you can expect more cuts to surface. It's this problem, but alot bloodier.

You might be old if your printer was made by Johannes Gutenberg.

I'd rank her solo albums: Fame > Born This Way = ARTPOP > Fame Monster > Joanne I asked for tickets to the ARTPOP concert for my birthday thinking Hatsune Miku would be there, but she didn't show up that date and it was too late to refund them. She puts on a great show though, and I didn't realize how awesome Bad Romance would sound with backing guitarists.

On Christmas, I was helping the party open up a Hennessey one of the guests brought over, and cut the shit out of my thumb. Like a massive gash where you could see the skin flaps and shit. Hurt like hell, and is still in the final stages of healing. I would've let it slide and said nothing...Until I got cut by the fucker again today. There wasn't even foil this time around, but here I am sitting down with my drink, and now I have a slit on the top digit of one of my fingers and the bottom part of my other thumb. And this time around, it's my fapping hand. The injuries this time around weren't as gross as my Christmas injury, but there's gotta be something with these bottles where you try opening them in one minute and once you're done, you look down at your hands to find that you opened your hand more than the damn bottle.

Riders are the last class I need. Between Drake, Bonny/Read, and Santa Alter, the game keeps throwing Riders at me and barely anything else. It's a shame. Other than Jack the Ripper, alot of the Apocrypha servants are on the lower tier. I'd still take Mordrid and some other 5 star non-Artoria Sabers, but I'm starved of good reps from other classes than Rider, Saber, and the seasonal free servants.

Would getting drunk during an alcohol exam be considered using your notes on the test?

The assets for Astolfo’s artwork showing up during the Christmas event means he should be likely to show up at some point soon. Maybe early 2018. The next event is Saber Wars though so that’d be put on-hold

Mamimi would write Nihilist_Arbys Tweets on the side of her cigarettes.

That’s one of my guilty pleasure songs. Can’t help but feel like a boss when it comes on.

Someone actuualy watched that movie to completion?

“Is that the place from Phil Collins’ ‘Don’t Lose My Number’ music video?”

When I find out how to harvest Bitcoin

Osamu Tezuka. The Osamu Tezuka of Osamu Tezukas.

Merry New Year

It was not by MY hand that I'm once again given fLLesh! I was called here by, HUMANS, who wish to pay ME tribute!

He wanted to be Dirty Dan instead