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If it was as easy to open as beer, I'd be with you. Wine can be a pain if the corkscrew or cork are cheap, but it's still somewhat do-able. What I'm talking about is liquor bottles where the foil is bolted on, so you have to find a way to get the foil off and twist the cap off without getting your fingers shredded up. The only way I've seen people open it feasibly is through a knife, but if you aren't able to play a game of Operation to remove all the foil, then the next time you twist the cap, you can expect more cuts to surface. It's this problem, but alot bloodier.

You might be old if your printer was made by Johannes Gutenberg.

I'd rank her solo albums: Fame > Born This Way = ARTPOP > Fame Monster > Joanne I asked for tickets to the ARTPOP concert for my birthday thinking Hatsune Miku would be there, but she didn't show up that date and it was too late to refund them. She puts on a great show though, and I didn't realize how awesome Bad Romance would sound with backing guitarists.

On Christmas, I was helping the party open up a Hennessey one of the guests brought over, and cut the shit out of my thumb. Like a massive gash where you could see the skin flaps and shit. Hurt like hell, and is still in the final stages of healing. I would've let it slide and said nothing...Until I got cut by the fucker again today. There wasn't even foil this time around, but here I am sitting down with my drink, and now I have a slit on the top digit of one of my fingers and the bottom part of my other thumb. And this time around, it's my fapping hand. The injuries this time around weren't as gross as my Christmas injury, but there's gotta be something with these bottles where you try opening them in one minute and once you're done, you look down at your hands to find that you opened your hand more than the damn bottle.

Riders are the last class I need. Between Drake, Bonny/Read, and Santa Alter, the game keeps throwing Riders at me and barely anything else. It's a shame. Other than Jack the Ripper, alot of the Apocrypha servants are on the lower tier. I'd still take Mordrid and some other 5 star non-Artoria Sabers, but I'm starved of good reps from other classes than Rider, Saber, and the seasonal free servants.

Would getting drunk during an alcohol exam be considered using your notes on the test?

The assets for Astolfo’s artwork showing up during the Christmas event means he should be likely to show up at some point soon. Maybe early 2018. The next event is Saber Wars though so that’d be put on-hold

Mamimi would write Nihilist_Arbys Tweets on the side of her cigarettes.

That’s one of my guilty pleasure songs. Can’t help but feel like a boss when it comes on.

Someone actuualy watched that movie to completion?

“Is that the place from Phil Collins’ ‘Don’t Lose My Number’ music video?”

When I find out how to harvest Bitcoin

Osamu Tezuka. The Osamu Tezuka of Osamu Tezukas.

Merry New Year

It was not by MY hand that I'm once again given fLLesh! I was called here by, HUMANS, who wish to pay ME tribute!

He wanted to be Dirty Dan instead

Western cosplayers don't have the proper weaponry and muscles that Eastern cosplay saiyans do.

I can't get hooked on Bethesta games. The Elder Scrolls and Fallout games I've played of theirs feel barren, lifeless, and generic. Personality and umph is streamlined away from them for mass consumption so that it meshes well with other AAA games on the market.

I don't keep up with it, but One Piece is massive in Japan. It would take a lot for Oda to be able to walk away from the best selling manga series in history. Even then, I could see him handing it over to an assistant like with Boruto or Shin-chan on the off-chance he retires or passes away.