Doom Metal Alchemist

All the way back in the 80s I remember my grandpa in his bedroom (for whatever reason he and my grandma had separate bedrooms) he had two tiny TVs on his dresser across from his bed so he could watch two different ballgames at once. I thought that was both amusing and clever.

*goes to wiki* Jesus Christ.

I do not remember that SN at all.

Slow load screens are still a problem in modern gaming? What is this, the dark ages?

Someone needs to turn the line "This laughter is ill-informed!" from King of the Hill into a meme.

Man, why don't I remember this?

I forgot about Bowsette..... I guess the Internet's fixation is over?

Whatever happened to Orlando Bloom?

I think Peach needs to give Mario his mushroom.

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday!

The new Comedy Central cartoon Fairview looks really, really bad.

Is Ian Anderson also on flute?

Getting on this while wearing shorts was a big fat NOPE.

I could do without the mushrooms but I wasn't about to get picky with someone who likes pineapple on their pizza. Pizza doesn't have to be Hawaiian flavor to have pineapple on it.

You saw the movie Superbad and were like, "That's what I want to be when I grow up, a cop."

Not if he was just going beer tasting. ....*sheepishly walks off stage left*

I wonder if Phillies has ever considered marrying Hatsune Miku.

I assumed George Washington drank Samuel Adams. *tap dance stage left*

2 Broke Girls really goes all in with the gay stereotypes.... Even a gay little kid isn't safe from the same stereotypes the gay adults are portrayed as.

Wasn't there a dude in Japan that legally married a love doll?

I only mentioned benji because I got a notification that he quoted me in that thread, then the thread was gone so I couldn't see what he said, and I was curious.