Doom Metal Alchemist

9ers won, baby. Joe Montana!

I can't agree with that because I HATE watermelon Jolly Ranchers. They taste like literal vomit to me.

BOOM that's my answer too. Great pick.

Also I highly recommend this to any soda drinkers out there: For nabs there's a Zero Sugar version.

I think the melon smashing bit how it originally went was great. A parody of the veg-o-matic informercials. But as his career went on the whole bit around the melon smashing disappeared and just bringing melons out to smash became the whole bit. That's not funny. That's not entertaining. It was funny and entertaining when you were putting it in the veg-o-matic infomercial context, Gallagher.

METAL UP YOUR ASS

Hah, I remember that now. When you said "Drew Carey doing a strip tease" I didn't know what you were referring to, but just from that thumbnail I remember now.

If nothing else, The Critic cemented Lovitz' "cool" status.

What about David St. Hubbins exclaiming, "HELLO CLEVELAND!" to an empty corridor? Or the alien Travis from ATHF exclaiming "Hello Cleveland" in reference of the above when Frylock gives him his special translator helmet?

Sounds like you got yourself a sugar mama.

Pinky up like a boss.

The fuck you guys talking about it, this is the very definition of a Rant..

Sawdzy at the bat.

Only accessible through the deep-web.

Minions is on CN right now, and I'm pretty sure the villain Scarlet's appearance is at least partly modeled after Flo from the Progressive insurance commercials.

It's been so long since someone used this it's funny again. Also I bet it was specifically those duck nipples that got him to touch himself.

It's midnight, what do you want?

A cinnamon roll.

I completely forgot about those guys.

Futurama marathon's tomorrow.