Doom Metal Alchemist

Franch onion soup.

I remember that and I believe I was involved in it quite a bit.

Franch's Mustard.

*checks calendar* Hey, today isn't April 1st. I declare shenanigans!

So I guess it goes from 24:00 to 00:01?

I thought there was no 24:00. I thought it went from 23:59 to 00:00. At least that's how the clocks at my job work.

How do you say midnight in military time? "Oh-oh hundred hours"?

That sucks. I really liked his Comedy Central special way back when.

I relate to this way too hard.

I actually think I remember you posting about this.

Have you tried oranges?

I tend to speed a lot on the freeway, but 99.99% of the time i do I'm in very familiar territory. One time I went to Vegas for a concert, and it was my first time ever driving outside of the state of California. It's about a 7 - 7 and a half hour drive and I'm making the up and back trip in one day, so of course I'm speeding. I tend to go 15 miles over the limit in the far left lane. Can't remember if I was going 80 in a 65 or 85 in a 70. Either way, a sharp turn came up that I didn't see was sharp when I was coming up on it, so I was going too fast, I hit the cement dividers with the back left end of my car and lost control of my car. I actually was able to regain control without hitting anybody or anything further and fortunately when I did there was a great place to pull over and get control of my emotions. So I just took a quick breather and got back on the road but drove a lot slower and made it home ok.

I REALLY hope that's true but I thought I read a statement from DiMaggio stating he's not returning.

Have any possible replacements been reported? I'd love it if Maurice LeMarche could do a great Bender impression.