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Doom Metal Alchemist

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    I know someone who's currently looking for another job who has been upfront with his employer that he has interviews he goes to. He says they don't mind.
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    Pretty much never.
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    You forgot booze.
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    That happens to me sometimes too.
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    There was a teacher at my elementary school that was so tall he had to duck under every single doorway. It was amusing to watch.
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    This was always my least favorite quote trolling:
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    Ask Phillies if he can recommend you one.
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    It was like an upside down pyramid on top of a rightside up pyramid.
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    I heard the only people who get paid to test video games are the ones who program them in the first place. Of course, I didn't know that at the time.
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    What did scoobdog do to please all you guys enough to get his Puppy Power rank back?
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    I actually prefer it only quoting the last post. I hate giant quote trees.
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    Depending on what age I was at the time: Doctor, paleontologist, video game tester, or rock star.
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    That used to happen to me when I was a kid and was sick, and took a Sucrets (I think that's what it was called). What kind of bullshit medicine will suppress your ability to cough, but not the need?
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    Gobacon.
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    Maybe we're lost in the desert/jungle/tundra/whatever and are starving. Or maybe back in the caveman days, some people would just be curious. Also, would the anus really be seen as so gross if nothing about it smelled bad?
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    ThorsPenor was my favorite Pod 6er. I take it no one here knows how to contact him?
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    I have this theory that if our shit didn't stink, we might try to eat it. : o
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    Would've been better if you said cocaine and cocaine accessories.
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    Nah, he'll rape and/or murder a woman, then get raped in prison himself. He's losing his virginity one way or another.
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    Aubrey Plaza's hot.
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    And thank god for that! 8)
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    Is this you?
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    meo[/member] also loves snow.
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