That is clearly not a panda.
Anyway, I agree with OP. I don't want to keep checking my old posts to see if they got likes. My narcissism can't take it!
If you shoot someone not wearing a skirt, their clothes change into a skirt.
If you shoot someone already wearing a skirt, their skirt gets flipped.
If you shoot an inanimate object, it changes into a skirt.
I just had the cartoon Clarence on in the background while I was Internetting. I heard Clarence say "squirt gun" but it sounded like "skirt gun."
That got me thinking, there should be a product called the skirt gun. But what would it do, exactly?