Doom Metal Alchemist

Am I the only one that thinks "HNIC" is redundant? You'd think either HN or NIC would suffice.

It's weird, despite for my fondness of 70s hard rock, I've never been a Rush fan. Working Man is a great song though.

You guys suck. We're allowed to post NSFW material yet nobody's doing it. Guess I'll kick it off. This lovely lady, Hitomi Tanaka, is one of my favorite fap subjects:

I'm not talking about when he refused to stand for the national anthem,

Hey, he was a star... for like a season. S:

ZING

Emmet Smith. Did I do good, SwimModSponges[/member]?

And fire, dirt, and artisan cheeses?

Make mine an 8 and 8.

If Shaq likes to troll a lot, I wonder if he thinks Gold Bond medicated powder is a really shitty product. -_'

Once you compile enough of them, you should self publish a "101 Stupid Jokes" book.

Where do you get all these corny jokes?

One of rock's first guitar heroes. RIP

lol "shit"

They're laxatives.

Some people just don't want to be helped. If you're really shy, have really low self esteem, have little to no dating experience, a strong will is needed to break out and look for dates/sex. I don't think greeny is there. In my case, it also helps to have someone specific to crush on, and have the desire to ask that particular person out. Just the thought of, "man, I need to get laid," sometimes isn't enough to get past the "nobody will ever want me" stage, which is where I think greeny is at.

81 degrees and sunny. Early to mid march is when the weather usually warms up anyway.

Everything. ::spin::

At least you didn't read it as "Corn beed and cabbage cum" : o

Black coffee is gross.

Ah.

What in the world is "Tops"?

I'm stubborn and don't like change, but how fucking slow photobucket has gotten and with the intrusive ads that take up your whole screen and make you wait a set amount of time to get past them finally got me to switch to imgur. Never looked back. Photobucket is seriously one of the very worst "legitimate" sites on the web today.

I've long since come to this conclusion too, and it is by far the saddest thing about all this. It would be one thing to make it all up and post about it here, but he actually really does it and takes screen caps and posts them here, just to troll us. Zeni really needs a hobby. I mean, other than trolling us and Ok Cupid. How desperate zeni is for attention from THIS tiny, meaningless in the grand scheme of things board that he goes to these extreme lengths makes him the most pathetic person I've ever come across, whether it be irl or on the Internet.

It's going to be 867-5309.