Doom Metal Alchemist

Nose flute, please.

I don't think I've heard of that one. When I get a streaming service I'll be on the lookout for it.

Probably either Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (try to watch it every holiday season), or, thanks to TBS' Christmas marathons, A Christmas Story.

Dude, please watch the first Naked Gun movie. One of my all time favorite comedies right up there with Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I don't know if you've seen Airplane, but The Naked Gun is a lot like that. I think the Zucker brothers wrote and directed both Airplane and The Naked Gun. Major League is really funny too but not essential.

I like both Naked Gun sequels. I also like Major League II (Major League: Back to the Minors was terrible though).

I'm going to play devil's advocate and say Reddy Ice probably didn't and still doesn't give a shit what hat that guy was wearing, they just saw a guy with a cart full of their product and said, "Hey, this is great free advertising!"

Happy birthday!

In the article is also letters from the actors who played Red and Kitty Foreman, as well as the show's director. Me thinks Danny's lawyers asked these people for character references rather than them appealing to the judge on their own accord.

I was looking for soda to drink at night and decided to try A&W root beer zero sugar (artificial sweeteners don't cause sugar rushes according to what I read online). It was one of the most delicious sodas I've ever had.

Happy birthday!

It took me WAY too long to get that.

That's what I always thought, but then someone pointed out to me the little metal "xylophones" used as young children's toys. Is it a misnomer to call those xylophones?

I've been wondering this forever: What is the difference between a xylophone and a glockenspiel?

I've done that a ton of times in my dreams, but never irl.

Well, I guess that's on me for assuming you knew who Body Count was.... As they say about when you ass/u/me things. See, Body Count is a side band Ice-T had in the 90s. I've heard them described as a metal band, but they sound more like a punk band to me, but I guess that's neither here nor there. Anyway, they had an extremely controversial song called Cop Killer. Got them raked over the coals by white police lovers all over the country. So when in your dream you said that band shot the cop(s) on stage during the show, that made me think of that Body Count song. And the crowd cheering for the cops getting shot being Body Count fans and fans of the Cop Killer song specifically. Joke killed.

No, I knew you'd leave a sarcastic reply if I didn't include the smiley, so I included the smiley and expected you to make a brief comment about the quality of the joke, but you still made the sarcastic reply anyway. The only "payoff" I was looking for was for you to either laugh or tell me it wasn't a funny joke.

I knew you were going to make a sarcastic remark so I threw the smiley in at the end to denote: NOTE: THIS POST IS NOT SERIOUS. IT IS 100% A DUMB JOKE. Though I guess I could've worded it "Is there a chance the band was Body Count," so eh.

Hi stilgar.

Was the band Body Count?

IMO, society would dictate.... And I never said all guys would think that way, it was just an example. I literally never said this, you just shoved words into my mouth.

Just in case there's a misunderstanding here: I'm not saying MY reaction would be "does she want me?" It just seems like a reaction a lot of men could have. Secondly, I never stated the interpreted signal would be for her to get ravished... More like heavy flirting....

ROFL I can't believe I'm being chastised for describing society's expectations. I never said they were right, that's just what they are.