Doom Metal Alchemist

Favorite type of drink: Soda pop. Favorite candy: Starburst. Favorite recreational drug: Blow.

Corny joke threads and balloon jokes.

They call it Lord of the Rings, but there's only one ring in the whole damn movie! (other than the opening narration that off-handedly mentions the others)

I don't know, CDs maybe? Because kids today don't give two shits about physical formats when collecting music.

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday!

Not having regular employment.

What about "see-ay-see"?

Very informative responses. Thanks guys.

So it exists... Thank you for this information. I'm going to have to see if any pizza places around here offer it.

As we all know, pizza is fucking delicious, but so unhealthy. Apparently eating a sandwich on whole wheat bread is a great deal healthier than eating the same sandwich on white bread... so what about whole-wheat pizza crust? It would be like eating a ham and cheese sandwich on whole wheat bread... but it's pizza! I think...?

Is there a reason you need your piss to be clear?

Interesting. Thank you for the info.

Well some people also call it 21, and that's a much better name than blackjack.

When neither jacks nor black suits have any significance to the game?

Do tell.

Never had it, but it sounds good.

What I'll do is mark a folder as read once I've read everything in there I've planned on reading. Then I'll go to the front page, and when I refresh, if I see there's new posts in a folder I like to go in, I'll click in it and browse it.

By the time I started paying attention, they had already handed out the Lombardi trophy to the Eagles.

A hat trick.

Plus they're in adjacent states.

What's-his-name is not the kind of name. McConaughey. Did I guess right?

Cuck my sock.

You think I want to scroll to wherever his name is, highlight it, ctrl+c, scroll back down to my post, and ctrl+v just to make an off-hand remark about someone I don't care about?

Infection?