Doom Metal Alchemist

Have you tried "Oui oui," to try to get him to go for a walk?

My uncle, who I got this meme from, fits every Trumpler stereotype to an absolute T, so almost everything he shares is complete shit. But I can't deny I like this one: No more "grandpas' guitars," as Skwisgar and Toki would say.

Happy birthday!

I don't remember them blaming the fans for the 1/31/2007 incident.... The only thing I can recall AS blaming on the fans is losing lots of anime acquisitions and airtime due to low ratings.

???? Isn't it horizontal? Both T at the left, both X at the right?????

.....I guess I haven't had a full size Twix since before that ad campaign...

The stupidest part of it, is due to the orientation of the logo, there is no way to discern between right Twix and Left Twix. Now if they went with Top Twix and Bottom Twix instead, that might actually make some sense.

Hello! Back then you were basically obsessed with the same anime I was obsessed with, lol. Just add FMA.

Into or onto?

Having diarrhea at school multiple times desensitized me to public shitting.

Dude, grab a sword with your left hand, and a shield in your right...

My iphone weather app keeps saying it's not going to rain, but it keeps raining. The app does predict rain for Saturday, Sunday, and Monday. Should I treat that as its going to be drier than a desert on Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, or should I treat it as, if even the weather app has to admit its going to rain, then we must be heading for Hurricane Katrina Part II: West Coast Version?

Happy birthday!

I don't know what this is referring to, but I don't clean jack shit and it pisses me the fuck off when people piss all over the toilet seat. I hella gotta shit, but oh no, now I have to wipe up your piss first because you are a giant piece of shit. *using the Royal You (if that's a thing).

His former name was Vince. But eons ago he legally changed his name to Alice Cooper.

I know the story behind why his name is Alice. What I don't know is why they chose "Alice Cooper" as the name of their band.

Before I opened the thread, I was going to reply, "You? pffft."

You in Cali? Because 40 degrees is cold to me too, lol. I am really over Winter, Spring can't come soon enough.

Wishbone Ash's best album is not Argus, the self titled debut is.

Please tell me you made that up.

I started watching The Mindy Project on Netflix. I. Hate. Danny. He may be even more of an irredeemable character than Ross from Friends, and that says something. He is just always finding new ways to be a complete asshole to Mindy.

I think the truth of the matter is someone can change only if they themselves want to. If someone else tries to change you, it won't work.

Sometimes a bob can be a very cute hairstyle on a woman, but Victoria Beckham's bob tries too hard. I don't know if that makes any kind of sense to anyone else, but that's the best way I can describe it.

Happy belated!