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  1. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Well fuck you too.
  2. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Also "snow monkey" sounds like a slur for Scandinavians. Or the Inuit.
  3. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Ok then, the pic in the OP is clearly of a yeti.
  4. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I assume that's a snow monkey?
  5. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I don't even know what in god's name a "snow monkey" is (other than the obvious "a monkey that lives in snow") and that does look like a yeti to me, so I would have to go with yeti.
  6. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Nah. I can deal with this.
  7. Doom Metal Alchemist
    The lack of constant oppressive heat in the summer, I suppose.
  8. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Happy birthday!
  9. Doom Metal Alchemist
    That's a great phrase. I have no idea what the fuck "spoony" is supposed to mean.
  10. Doom Metal Alchemist
    How are we gonna get exact change without pennies?
  11. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Happy birthday!
  12. Doom Metal Alchemist
    It's like... that glove probably didn't fit because he was wearing those rubber gloves under it.
  13. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Well it wasn't intended to be... But I guess it can be now.
  14. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I don't know how to reply to this. You've stumped me, good sir.
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  16. Doom Metal Alchemist
    ....Why nurses?
  17. Doom Metal Alchemist
    But flatulence is perfectly acceptable?
  18. Doom Metal Alchemist
    The tide is changing, man. The tide is changing...
  19. Doom Metal Alchemist
    And in the near future, Trump will give one to Scott Pruitt.
  20. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I'm surprised that AS isn't airing any Star Wars Family Guys or Robot Chickens tonight.
  21. Doom Metal Alchemist
    kg? Did you move to Europe?
  22. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Wrong, the doctor who delivered you did. HA!
  23. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Oh. I was gonna guess you sit on the aisle steps.
  24. Doom Metal Alchemist
    If you can't find a seat, where do you sit?
  25. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I fucking hate that shit where they'll sneak in some goofy footage after the credits.
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