Doom Metal Alchemist

Please dear god tell me that's real.

I'd totally be a male camwhore if doing that kind of thing didn't carry a stigma... and if there was actually demand to see someone like me naked.

I think it was called "Life After Humans."

Yay for having 30 floated threads each Saturday.

As I recall, you are much more fond of the balloons that more resemble boobs than the ones that more resemble dicks.

He's dead against getting employment, even if it means he gets to stare directly at pussy all day e'ry day.

That's awesome, but doesn't Shadow hate all other humans besides you?

I can't tell if you're using that like "you're disgusting," or in the same sense as like, "rad."

"miseraber"?

They believe in Jesus, we believe in us They believe in Jesus, we believe in ourselves

Catch the rainbow!

Soda was invented by "drugists" (basically pharmacists) and marketed as a health drink. Wild knowing what he now know about soda, huh?

*microscope

Only one solution... Shave your head.

"You're so heartless, you did what my two brothers did!"

If it's (seemingly) a random jumble of letters I can't make a simple pronunciation of, I ain't gonna remember it. Also like Sorce said, the transposing of n and m.

You're not even close to the only one. Buddy started calling him benji and I followed suit because it's a good idea.

For many, many years I had flip-flops that were way too big and whenever I was sitting down with them on, I'd inevitably slip them off, regardless of where I was, including in restaurants. Those flip-flops have since broke and now I have much tighter fitting ones, so that probably isn't going to happen anymore.

You mean Helana? I think that was her sn...

Some other PA UEMBers seem to go nuts for Wawa.

Funnily enough, a couple or so days ago I randomly was wondering why people snort(ed) cocaine through their nose. Why the fuck would anyone even think to do that in first place? Like there's gotta have been a better way to ingest cocaine, even before the invention of crack.

Dude, that was Packard level.

When I was unemployed I'd gladly accept any charity anyone would throw my way. Now that I can actually pay for shit myself I generally don't accept it.

According to an ex-coworker who is certified as a truck driver (but did not go that route professionally), truck drivers are among the best and most careful drivers out there because of the rigorous training and requirements to still be employed. Well, last week a semi started to merge into my lane when I was directly next to the middle of it. My knee-jerk reaction was to swerve into the next available lane, and thankfully no one was on that side of me. The semi never stopped his merging or even delayed it. It's like he was 100% unaware I was even there.

Tell that to like half the WWE / WWF in the 90s.