Doom Metal Alchemist

The only reasons I'd be on here on mobile are: 1. Our Internet is out 2. I'm out and about and I have to wait for like an hour for something and I don't have my headphones to listen to music through 3. I'm visiting somewhere overnight and I didn't want to bring my laptop.

Say, "No, this is Patrick."

Epic fail, molar. If you said Tony Iommi, THEN you'd be on to something. The laugh react I gave you was for the part about bloodhawk. I'm trying to think of something for you. Like maybe relating either to liberating / kidnapping massive amounts of dogs, or else murdering Steve Bartman. But I got nothing.

Oh, I thought this was going to be about self driving car's honking at each other and revving their engines at a red light or something.

He's disposing of the murder weapon.

Check out my ex-band's music?

I would advise instead of making some kind of announcement, just don't conceal you are bipolar if the issue arises. Like someone wants to know why you are acting a certain way, or you had to take a mental health day, the topic of you being on meds causing your weight gain, I don't know, something like that. I'm not at all afraid to tell people I'm bipolar, but 99.9999999% I do it's because someone's pressuring me to drink alcohol. I tell them I don't drink, they ask why, I tell them I take medication that I'm not supposed to drink while I'm taking it, they ask what it's for, I tell them it's for bipolar disorder. IMO there's nothing really to hide, but it's not something to make an announcement about either.

Honestly, I expected this thread to be about wanting to ask someone out, but chickening out.

Yup.

And the sour and the milk don't clash badly?

Sawdy's parents: "Yes! Grandkids! Fucking FINALLY." Oops, I read that as "my parents" instead of "her parents."

"Come on baby, hurry up and ravage me!" "Hold on hun, I gotta take this pic so I can brag to my e-friends about how I'm gonna get some."

@That_One_Guy for skipping out on jury duty.

I've never seen Idiocracy, lol.

Is that like a pizza bagel, but on a doughnut instead of a bagel?

I'm a virgin.... but that doesn't mean I don't fap a lot.

I don't know, but happy birthday all the same.

I just wonder if this is gonna be another "Face on Mars" thing where another photo reveals that's not at all what the formation actually looks like.

What fuggs is saying, is that why when they were packing up their stuff in their hold home, when they moved the dresser and found his ex's bra, did they end up taking it with them to the new house?

Who?

I hope pat gets a little giggle out of that report.

There must've been more music videos in the 90s that made me exceedingly horny, but I can't remember any.

I can't remember if there's any cleavage in these videos, but if there was, then they definitely "gave me nosebleeds." Sorry about Vevo, all I could find, hope no annoying ads pop up.

May was well get the shame right outta the way...