Doom Metal Alchemist

Ok, here we go: That_One_Guy the Great: A stranger in a strange club, year after wasted year. The loneliness of the long distance comedian will cause him to die with his boots on in a sea of madness. Catch him back in the village 2 minutes to midnight, located at 22 Acacia Ave.

Dig the shirt. I'll try to think of something clever to say that relates Maiden to comedy.

Clarification needed: They way I'm TALKING about it right here right now, or that I was thinking it at all at the time? Well I guess I misunderstood the definition then. Well as buddy graciously pointed out, I'm a virgin and have no idea what foreplay a woman would find enjoyable. I never said I would ignore any partner's needs in favor of my own. I see no problem in having my own desires. Just because I have desires doesn't mean I'm going to force them onto a partner and ignore my partner's needs. What do you mean by I've never had "any other contact with her"? I mean, sexual desires are a thing. It's not like I just stood there, staring, drooling, fantasizing about all the sex I wanted to have with her. It was a flash impulse and it went away in practically an instant.

This is absolutely hilarious. You think men don't check out women all the fucking time? You think when we see a girl we like, we think, "Man, I'd love to buy her dinner and take her to a movie" and that's it?

Ok now that's something I have no interest in.

Jesus Christ, @garbagepailcat I think you missed an important part of my post: I'm not sure why you think what i described is what I think really goes on, that's just some of my desires. I don't think of it as "if the female doesn't enjoy it, it doesn't count as foreplay." It might not be GOOD foreplay, but foreplay is still foreplay regardless of how enjoyable it is to any involved party. Doesn't mean that's what I'm going to do. And wanting to lick a woman's stomach is "creepy and gross"? Really? In this age of ubiquitous niche Internet porn, THAT'S what you find goes too far? How do you feel about the whole Internet culture regarding "eating that booty like a bag of groceries"? And I was attracted to that college girl long before I saw her in a bikini. She is literally one of the most beautiful women I've ever known. I just didn't notice how fit she was until the beach. And it's not like I pine after her all the time. I really don't think about her much at all since I dropped out. The topic of me not wanting foreplay came up, and I want to lick a woman's stomach. How did that start? That day at the beach. You'd think someone who posted an ass pic here wouldn't be so puritanical about someone else's sexuality. Or is that what this is about? I've commented on your ass pic several times, and now you might think I have these fantasies about you? Because I do not. I think you are very attractive but I don't think about you when I'm not here. At all. I've posted with plenty of attractive females on ASMB / UEMB, but I've never actually fantasized or kidded myself about having relationships / sex with any of them. EDIT: There might have been some confusion. When I said "a girl's stomach" / "a girl's face" I mean "a girl" in a generic sense. Anyone I happen to be involved with. Not that specific girl. I just mentioned that specific girl because that incident is where that desire came from. TMI? Maybe.

Nah.... If you don't think I'd go hog wild on a chick's boobs given the opportunity, you don't know me at all. I also have this desire to lick a woman's cheeks and stomach (though licking a flat stomach is infinitely more appealing than a flabby one.... the problem there is I'm otherwise often attracted to bigger women... but there was this very beautiful woman from Spain I went to grad school with, and our cohort went to the beach to celebrate the end of our first semester.... seeing her flat stomach in her bikini... oh man I just wanted to lick it...). I mean, any of this particular foreplay that I desire might not be desirable for any partner (I have no idea), but it is for me.

I mean, maybe ASA and Toonami have unfairly skewed my perception, but since like 99% of anime openings are in the exact same style of female fronted j-rock or j-pop or whatever... I'm so fucking sick of that shit. Yes I know there are exceptions, even shown on AS themselves... Cowboy Bebop, Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, Samurai Champloo off the top of my head... Trigun's is a British / American variety of rock that's right up my fucking alley... but as far as I know, AS never played that opening. Only know about it from watching on youtube.

"You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest. Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiith... A herring!"

Why do I need to leave Mount Sight?

Is that from American Dad?

Looking at wikipedia, I may have a possible explanation. From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney_family: I'm thinking possibly that the family changed their name to Disney on Ellis Island, while everyone else in the world with the name d'Isigny either kept the original spelling or changed it to something else.

A couple of my band members do smoke weed regularly. I have no idea where they get it though. I would assume dispensaries since recreational weed is legal here.

Happy belated!

You know that's already fairly rare, right? lol

It just seems that the info in that article is only good until the girl / woman is through her early 20s. Like it's to enhance the already natural occurring growth due to puberty. I may be understanding it wrong though.

You can still see some nip.

Wish granted.

Depends on what you mean by "party looking people." People who have pics of them smoking weed or quotes of like "420 blaze it," shit like that? If so, that's fine. But as someone who's been stopped and asked if I have any good weed connects from complete strangers, that kind of thing really irks non-users.

The third reason listed is an EXTREMELY good point.

Why do you only seem to give free shows to really old guys? They probably don't even get boners anymore.

I took a vacation day last night to see Pagan Altar, Cauchemar, and Early Moods in concert in LA. Pagan Altar was the band I cared about seeing the most, and they SLAYED it. One of the best concerts I've ever been to.

WTF makes you think a professional therapist hasn't heard it all before? She's exactly the kind of person that can help you with these unresolved feelings. All we can do is shit on you.

Is it because he's a corpse?