Doom Metal Alchemist

Touché...

You know he's just gonna use all that catnip from the evidence locker.

YOU HEARD ME

.... You've never heard the old superstitions about black cats being bad luck, witches, brides of Satan, etc.? Specifically it is said to be bad luck if one crosses your path. Well one ran in front of my car while I was driving at night. I did not hit it. I'm just wondering what the superstition would say my fate is.

Are you sure that's what that is? I'm on a fucking computer and that doesn't look like writing to me.

On my drive home from work this morning (before dawn), a black cat ran across the road forcing me to hit the brakes. Am I gonna die now? I mean, it's got to be lucky that I was able to see it in time and not hurt it, and not have to swerve and hit something, right?

I would make it something from Chrono Trigger. Crono himself, the Chrono Egg, that old dude at The End of Time, the ship Epoch, the Nu....

"Confederate States America"? Did they decide "of" is a word only used by yankee bastards?

I was thinking last night I need to email Sketchers that the laces they put in their shoes are too fucking long. I always double-knot them and I STILL always step on them. Gah!

Uh, here. *hands you a blade of crab grass*

THEY'RE CALLED "HUSBANDOS," WHAT KIND OF WEEB ARE YOU? GOD!

I must be doing something wrong then. I only got friends as an adult when I formed a band. And my only friends are my band members, + one band members' adult son.

I thought you didn't need to shave. Shenanigans!

"Honestly he's not a bad dude." Doesn't sound like it's Packard.

I need to hear this story. I hope it was a heated argument over "your waifu is shit", who is best girl, or what popular anime series are terrible.

It wasn't Rodney Dangerwheels, was it?

I mean, in that same era, any adult clip found on the Internet was 30 seconds MAX.

This. Well, unless you count scrambled Pay Per View / cable porn. Then there's also adult shows like HBO's Real Sex that I possibly saw before the Internet. Eh.

Thanksgiving and Christmas are the only holidays I get off work. Thanksgiving doesn't affect me this year, as I don't work on Thursdays anyway, but Christmas falls on a work day for me. Yay!

Cassandra Petersen looks infinitely better as herself than as Elvira.

He means you're sharp.

1. Ronnie James Dio 2. Eric Adams 3. I don't know, maybe Johan Lanquist?

Fuck craigslist. I don't know if I would say I had much luck with sites like Monster, CareerBuilder, Indeed, etc, but they're better than craigslist.

That's a part of it. But I had a big crush on her before I noticed how nice her boobs are. She's just a hottie.