Doom Metal Alchemist

Happy birthday! Have this Brock Sampson cake, which, if not for the mullet portion, could very easily pass for a Donald Trump cake:

"Felt like death, might delete later."

Looks kinda like Charles Barkely meets Easter Island moai.

Code Lyoko

That is a great "I don't give a fuck" face.

Fun fact, there's a stoner / doom metal band from China called King of Lazy.... I haven't checked them out yet but I want to.

Hey, she (stillz) started it! I can't believed you bumped that quote. That thread moved past that convo a long ass time ago, lol.

As a lifelong Californian I'm not exposed to southern accents too much outside of TV and movies... The first time I heard Paula Deen open her mouth I decided then and there I will never set foot in the south. I posted about that in IB and Southern IBers told me her accent is fake / exaggerated, so, eh...

.................Yes.

Pay off my student loans. Buy a professional recording studio and hire professional audio engineers and producers to help me and my band record all of my music. ALL of it.

I'm gonna grab you in the tit in retaliation. Yeah.... retaliation...

All I can think of is I can play the Temple of Time theme and A Long Way to Go (Final Fantasy IV) on the guitar.

OMG lesans_muse and sharky in one thread!

Yeah, but why plural?

Hopefully for them it won't turn out as disastrous as the 1-31-2007 ATHF marketing campaign.

Happy birthday!

Believe it or not, I got that phrase from Garfield.

I definitely remember him as JustinCoherent, I don't at all recall JustinOther.

"Bitches"? How many people do you think lasty is?

The last Zelda game I played was Majora's Mask, so I did not know that. Because of all the game's I missed out on, I felt it necessary to preface with "this may be a stupid question, but..." 😁

For me it's like my dreams where I'm driving alone but I'm somehow doing it from the back seat.

I always have my car windows up while listening to music in the car for the same reasons stated above. If I do a shitty job of parking my car, I back out of my space and do it again, correctly. When I'm shopping at a record store, if I was carrying a CD because I was planning on buying it, but then changed my mind, I put it back in its correct place. If I'm pissing at a public toilet, I lift the seat up, because people who piss all over the seat and don't clean it up should be drug out into the street and shot.

You blew the opportunity to say "867-5309."

A little early for 4th of July supplies, isn't it? You should be getting festive Christmas ones instead.