Doom Metal Alchemist

Happy birthday! I don't know if you're still a brony or not, but just in case you are:

Ooh, I want to try that.

That simpsons clip, assuming it is what I think it is without clicking, permanently scared me away from having lasik done. I hate using eyedrops and it's near impossible to drop them in my eyes because I just blink when they're about to drop.

I'll flick your bean, if you know what I mean.

La la la la, la la

Mix, I think you accidentally just gave birth to the idea of mint chocolate chicken.

I used to get those dreams what seemed like almost every night. Now it seems like I never get those dreams anymore. But every single time I get those dreams, in my dream I'm my current irl age and not only a high school graduate, but also a college graduate, and I got to keep it a secret from everyone so I can graduate again, for whatever reason.

Your gf doesn't let you see her boobs, huh? Ok.... I read a lot of boobs too. I wouldn't say they're fiction, but I view them vicariously.

I had to to that when I was a newspaper carrier. Technically, I could show up whenever I wanted, as long as I was done delivering papers by 6:00 AM. But being there at 3:00 AM was a good time as to have enough to time to not only finish, but not feel pressured either.

Bucket's back.

That's actually not the case with my situation, lol. As far as I know, it's just as lively here at night as it is during the day. I just enjoy being up at night and sleeping during the day. It's virtually impossible to be late for work when clock in is at 6:00 PM. It's hard as fuck for me to be on time when I got to be there by 9:00 AM.

Well, you got my number, at least.

Night shift is not for everybody, but I love it.

Happy birthday!

I use a laptop.

Oh yeah.... I forgot people do that.

You have no idea how often I've lived this.

Work is going ok and my band is going great.

Is that meant only for "emergencies" like you look in the mirror and see a random hair and pull out the fake lipstick and shave it off? Because I thought the whole point of waxing and creams and whatever else is so you don't end up having to shave your face every day like we (some of us) do. Actually that doesn't look like a lipstick at all, it looks more like an acne care solution. Oh wait, no I see it, it's just a weird photo angle.

........For Halloween...?

Solution: When you're getting ready to fap, silence your phone and put it out of sight. Or just turn it off. Whichever works.

I think you're going to have to explain to most of us what that is.