Doom Metal Alchemist

"I've got the fire inside me..."

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I get why no one knew about it back then, but youtubers talking about Rondo of Blood on PC Engine don't know about it?????

Is there commentary about the various panels by Gary Larson in that? The comments are why The Pre-history of The Far Side was so great.

Sawdy that was entirely too many elipses.

What led him to believe he was going to get the price he thought he was getting?

If I wasn't already presented with better proof already, I would say this proves nothing. A long ass time ago GamePro ran an article that Final Fantasy III was coming to America on SNES soon (I can't remember the time frame the magazine gave). Long story short the article they wrote was about what is now known as Final Fantasy V and boy howdy (to steal a line from sponges) did it take a long ass time to get that to America, and also took a lot longer (but not as long) to get what finally came to be called Final Fantasy III here (FFVI, of course).

Shoulda kept the beard, it makes you look not like a teenager.

And for more homoeroticism, Simon's He-Manesque getup.... And that ain't no leather whip... Dracula likes it ROUGH.

wuuuuuuuut I feel lied to.

Holy shit, it was actually on the Super Nintendo? No youtube vids I've seen on Castlevania history (which admittedly, aren't many) mentioned anything called Vampire's Kiss. I wonder if it was only released to the European market or something.

I don't know what that has to do with the thread, but it was funny.

I'm sure you were wearing a mask so you could've said, "Maybe I"m ugly... maybe I'm the hottest guy you've ever happened across.... but you'll never know."

A girl I've never seen before with very pretty eyes (the rest covered with a mask) sat down "across from" me at work in the breakroom last night (at another table, as close to across from me could get due to social distancing). I wished she got something to eat or drink like everyone else does at break so I could see the rest of her face, but alas.... No, I did not talk to her. Chances are very low I'll ever see her again.

I think you guys are missing the point of my protesting here.... "she's interested" and "you're friendzoned" are mutually exclusive, aren't they? How will it ONLY work on someone who is interested AND I'm in the friendzone with if there's no such thing as being SIMULTANEOUSLY friendzoned and her being interested? It's one or the other, not both, even if one after the other with the same person. And another point of my protesting is if she's interested already why would I use a corny line and not be genuine? THIS WAS A JOKE THREAD, DAMMIT

But then I'll have to give her milk too.... what if I have cookies but no milk????

I'll pull a Robot Chicken Dick Cheney and just start saying "Go fuck yourself" to every retail employee.

Not doubting you, but technically I don't think Dracula X was ever released on SNES. At best it was released on the Super Famicom (which I guess is close enough for this book). I know it was released on PC Engine though (Japanese version of Turbo Graphix 16). Oh wait, am I thinking of Rondo of Blood? Or is that the same game? Bah, confusing shit.

For a second I thought you wrote 'pizza' in a New York accent.

Yup. My thoughts were he's kawaii desu anime Toucan Sam.

What's with these titles / captions / whatever... Smooched by a vampire? Destroyers of rice balls? I never actually beat Castlevania, but I doubt the ending involved Simon Belmont and Dracula making out. Oh wait this is SNES, and I did beat Castlevania IV... I definitely don't remember Simon and Dracula making out.

Was Hi-C considered juice? I thought it was more like Kool-Aid.

Das racist.... but with an extra 'p'... and towards the wrong people...

And damn how do you piss off a customer so bad they call you ugly. In all the times I've overheard angry customers yell at the store employees I've never heard that one. I've never had much customer facing jobs myself, but the one I did have, I was terrible at in part because I was so terrified of angering the (potential) client (I.E. being persistent and rebutting their refusals to buy with reasons why they should buy anyway).