Doom Metal Alchemist

Quit drinking, smoke more weed. Has there ever been a need for such a thing as Marijuana Anonymous? I think not.

Well I meant I love working night, not my actual job. 😂 My job's not bad, but it's not much to write home about either. Love the fucking schedule though.

You must LOVE living in the south then.

Also did you give away any spoilers other than when you asked me to edit out of my quoting you? I don't know how quickly or slowly I got to that edit. For all I know you could've asked me to edit it like right after I went to bed on a work day.

They're sending you a super special telephone to do all of your future TT voice acting from.

Me too. I love it.

Eh, fair enough. Assuming your diet was terrible back then, that makes sense. Oh yeah, also I know you workout regularly at the gym, and if you didn't do that when you were working retail, that makes all the more sense. My diet is pretty much the same now as it was when I was fat, but my lifestyle was very sedentary, and now it's far more active.

Then enjoy eating the never ending cavalcade of salads for the rest of your life! MUAHAHAHAHA

The article states she was a "pageant contestant" not a "pageant winner."

Leave your desk job and get a job where you're always on your feet. I eat nothing but fat and sugar and I'm thin because of this strategy.

*answers for Azalar* Yes. It is made of inflatable mylar. What do you do?

I'm sure every year the blondest blue-eyed-est one won.

Wouldn't that be Bad Dinosaur?

Cocks can come true?????????

To be clear, I'm sad that I assumed it was a reference to an anime I wasn't aware of. 😭

First of all, It's Chappelle's Show, not Chappelle Show. Secondly, I don't think anyone spells it "Rauol," but rather "Raul." Maybe I'm wrong, idk.

I mean, I was gonna anyway, you didn't have to single me out. Happy birthday GPC!

That's not a good dick, that's a dastardly dick.

What's she gonna do with B.B. King's guitar, El Kabong him to death? .............I probably already made this joke before.

It seems like the best way to not waste those seeds would be to plant them.

I'm a millennial who still loves to collect CDs. I have no interest in vinyl. I'm a millennial whose TV watching is comprised of 100% cable and 0% streaming services such as Netflix, Hulu, etc. I'm like of what seems to be the microgeneration that avoids Internetting on phones / tablets whenever possible but rather still prefers the computer. I never gave two shits about anime until I was in my 20s (it seems most people either get into it as kids/teens, or never get into it at all) Maybe not so weird in the grand scheme of things, but weird to this community: I have never once played one single Pokemon game, never once collected one single Pokemon card, and never gave a shit about the Pokemon franchise as a whole.

Daywalker? That was me when I was a newspaper carrier.

DON'T YOU SEE, OUR PATH IS ALREADY ALL FUCKED UP

Well, I am a 37 year old virgin...

Two of my obsessions when I first created this name in 2005.