Doom Metal Alchemist

Out of "some type of chicken product" is not the same as being out of chicken.

The thought of losing consciousness completely and not even dreaming frightens me. Like what does that feel like? It must not feel like anything. Nothing to feel, nothing to think. I just can't imagine a complete lack of existence and I don't like it.

Happy birthday! I hope this cake isn't in poor taste, I just don't know what else to post.

Happy birthday!

I mean I guess.... my friend works at Chik Fil A and hasn't mentioned them running out of chicken. *shrug*

The placement of the A in #SCARPS makes it look like you're shooting white translucent lasers out of your nose.

A KFC double down so I could say I put my dick between some chick's breasts.

How... does a chicken restaurant run out of.... chicken?

I have no idea what you mean by this.

I'd love to put some boobs in my mouth, but I don't want to EAT them.

Mirror alts were a popular thing on the old boards.

3 + 3 = 6

When I was a teen I had fun with my depression by immersing myself into my guitar playing.

Why would odin remove it if it was just your username?

Someone wants to be like Rocky.

Should've come to IB, @Rogue_Alphonserator would cyberz with anyone.

I'm sure it would.

I'd rather not get lemon juice in my pee hole.

That's a capital i at the end.

NES: Mega Man 2 SNES: Aladdin N64: Mario 64 Game Boy: Link's Awakening Game Gear: N/A Virtual Boy: N/A

Is that hot?

I would just go for it, unless someone else has any to recommend. I took private guitar lessons from like 1996 - 2000 or so long before youtube was a thing.

If you got extra downtime with these covid times, bring up some youtube guitar lessons.

Boo.