Doom Metal Alchemist

Black is East, up is white... horses eating each other....

I guess it just came down to me being sheltered, lol. I only ever went into any kind of store (and never a convenience store) when I was riding with my mom. Even if I was alone, I probably wouldn't think to just read the mags in the store. And even doing that, that's a long way to keep that picture in your mental spank bank. And I sure as fuck wouldn't try shoplifting the mag (or shoplifting anything else). No playground I was ever at or school bus I ever rode had any.

Happy birthday wagz! I think we determined he was the youngest IBer when he joined in (I think) 2011.

Damn, while I was thinking of all those I put in my prior post I thought of another one that I forgot about when I made said post, and it's a big one. Morel Oral's two-part episode Nature when Clay goes on his psychotic drunken rant. Within that classic rant the moment that sticks out the most to me was 'THEN THEY GOTCHA BY THE right where it counts...." like it's on Adult Swim, so they could say balls or nuts or testicles or something, but I guess they figured it would be in character for any citizen of Moralton to censor themselves, even in a drunken psychotic rant. I've always wondered if Clay's voice actor had to do a shitload of takes for that "scene" just out of bursting out loud laughing while trying to record his lines. That must've been something reading those lines in that tone when you're probably not even angry, maybe even enjoying yourself. And it was a long rant too, if memory serves.

Those are very often not accessible. I didn't know of anyone with porn VHS's or Playboy mags. Before I discovered scrambled cable (PPV?) porn all I had was the Victoria's Secret catalog.

And yet Internet trolls are the exact opposite. 😆

Why don't you just play the fucking saxophone instead? I don't mean you personally, but what you said comes off as "dude, if only people knew how awesome this is, they'd see the truth!" When really they could get a similar feeling with MUCH better music by playing an instrument like the sax.

I think for us that were young at the time, boobs were boobs and that was that, but older guys liked the appeal of "dude real 18 year old co-eds flashing their titties!" And getting the DVDs you could watch it on your big screen TV rather than a tiny computer monitor. Me and you didn't care about that stuff because boobs are boobs, and finding them on the net was basically our only way of finding it in any kind of easy way.

lol I'm not equating Martha Stewart to Donald Trump. I'm equating Martha Stewart to Brad Pitt. Except for the fact I don't remember a shitload of American young/middle aged men clamoring for some Martha Stewart tail. You're equating Brad Pitt to Donald Trump. Also you're completely ignoring where I said Trump's wives would definitely fuck him for his money and clout while I would not because I don't want to fuck any dudes, including whoever that was you said was good and married. ALSO ALSO the money and clout was supposed to be in ADDITION to the good but aged looks of Mr. Pitt. I wasn't saying sleep with a Danny DeVito looking dude with money and clout. Looks are still part of the equation.

A leaked sex tape does not a pornstar make.

Nah, he was right to chastise me. But in my defense, he beat me by less than a minute.

1. All of his wives would say yes. 2. I'm cishet 3. Trump was I guess "average" at his absolute peak and a complete dumpster fire (physically and in many other ways) now. Brad Pitt was a huge heart throb in his heyday and now he's just a little aged. 4. Hell, I'd fuck Martha Stewart.

? Was Tara Reid a pornstar?

Hey, don't put words in my mouth fingers!

His millions of dollars and clout in Hollywood doesn't help?

California had literally no snow days ever first.

Pope: "Ok, Portugal, you get Brazil. Spain, you get the entire rest of South and Central America." Spain: "Sounds fair." Portugal: "Hey wait a fucking minute here..."

Well they colonized Florida.... What I really want to know is why didn't they "conquer" Brazil? The Portuguese? WTF?

That logo IS giving that subliminal message. 😂

Heh. I knew a woman named Sadaf in grad school and she was hawwwwwwwwwwwwt.

Stormy Daniels, damn, if Trump wasn't elected president I never would have heard of her.

Not so much ignored it as actively tried to kill it.

Panda and Trigun still come here. Trigun was here like a couple days ago, even. Miss crushrose, but I don't know if he ever made it here (or node, for that matter). Miss darkside too.

And once again I am left out. Fuck you too. RainyFapJizz midfap faplemonade Fapinator Cyberfappy kidney-fapper-101

No judgment, but man, either still me has a prolapsed anus or you got some really weird tastes.