Doom Metal Alchemist

What about bluetooth?

That is true.... I think most of the non-big dick dudes are either the female performer's S.O. or that particular studio's producer. So if a huge dick isn't a requirement to be a male pornstar.... what ARE the requirements?

Nipples can definitely be described as "puffy." Whether yours fit that description I don't know.

Isn't really the only requirement for a male pornstar is to have a huge dick? Doesn't ghosty supposedly fit that requirement?

Happy birthday!

I haven't seen the movie and don't plan to, but thought some of you might appreciate this:

The joke’s on you, cleavage doesn’t annoy anyone, it only brings pleasure. 😝

And Fred and Daphne do it.

The cookie oven at Burger King is always broken.

Happy birthday!

Let's be real. You knew it wasn't going to happen. I don't know if she still lives in Las Vegas, but in the past she made it no secret that's where she lived. Quite a ways from Ohio. This meant you knew she in no way was going to say yes. You had nothing to lose, and nothing to gain.

That sounds like what Duncan from that one episode of Bob's Burgers might call it. "Oh you call it Ding Dong Ditch? In New Zealand we call it Knicky Knocky Nine Doors."

Do we really have to go over the semantics of what constitutes "fiction"? Whenever Bouvre posts her published works here, is there any question as to whether what she wrote actually happened in real life or is it just assumed she's telling a story? By the same token, does this make her a liar?

It's not though because fiction authors don't claim their stories to be true.

Says literally ever religious leader ever.

Now THIS was a good joke.

Jesus Christ, how old were you? I was 16. Though I was also a loser nerd, so partying, doing drugs, and fucking were all (and still are) foreign concepts to me.

I can think of twice. One time I got sick at school and when I was convulsing from puking, I also shit my pants, which I didn't realize until I went to a toilet and took off my pants and hey my underwear's all brown. Oops. Once I was at work pissing at a urinal, and trusted a fart, and the fart let me down.

And Kagome.

Millennials are the people of the generation, we called the event itself "the new millennium."