Doom Metal Alchemist

Pizza isn't pasta, and neither is pineapple.

The mods didn't splice this, I'm intentionally avoiding derailing someone else's thread. Stilgar said: I'll straight up tell an Italian to his face that I LOVE PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA. Does it matter that I myself am part Italian?

EvilsergE

Apparently in Russia its customary to wear hats when having a formal fist fight.

IMO mister and sir are interchangeable and don't apply to different age groups.

*thinks of John McGuirk's rant after Melissa asks if he's ever just tried lying down in his bed in the dark and closed his eyes*

What did you get called before? "Boy"? 😝

Yeah, but what adults would be ok with that?

..........Yeah I know cleavage isn't gonna get me banned, that's why I posted it. I said I wanted to post something with bare nipples, but didn't because I was worried THAT would get me banned. The NSFW warning and spoiler tag weren't for the mods, it was for the courtesy of anyone browsing the boards at work.

Man if I was elementary school age seeing that, I'd be jacking it to it non-stop. Not sure what context that would be ok in in elementary school, the only guess I have is a unit about going through puberty. I was about to say possibly sex ed, but they don't do that in elementary school, right? For me that was just a high school thing.

Maybe this will help. NSFW:

Hence "un"birthday.

I'd have to look back to make sure, but I think he literally copypasted your post then intentionally changed the acronym to gibberish.

There it is.

Happy birthday!

Robot Chicken had some funny shit about time shares. One of their head writers bought a time share and they made a skit about it.

Blown Cover Through Force

"I'm glad I'm not a poor pot smoker" Said the poor cigarette smoker. I don't smoke anything, but I have friends who smoke both, and it annoys me less when they break out the pot than when they break out the cigs.

I just want to see if/how he contradicts that statement.

Not gonna lie, pretty surprised to see this coming from such a stereotypical boomer conservative such as yourself.

Nah, because I recognize your sn from the ASMB. Maybe I'd find it creepy if I didn't know who you were.

That's why I didn't touch the first part of the post. 😆

I've felt old several times over the past several years, now I don't so much "feel old' as I just accept that I am old. The two latest things that made me feel old: I have grey hairs. A woman at worked asked me about my Black Sabbath tattoo. She didn't know who they were, fair enough, that's to be expected. So I asked her, "do you know who Ozzy Osbourne is?" Expecting her to say yes, because of the TV show The Osbournes. She said no. I'm so old the current crop of young adults don't know who Ozzy is unless they have a real interest in heavy metal music.

What the fuck is this? "I get to say whatever I want, but you don't get to say anything back"? That's a nice cop out.