Doom Metal Alchemist

Works for me.

I'm 42, am I included in this scenario? I was never really a gamer in adulthood but video games were basically all my whole childhood was about and still a big part of my adolescence.

Frankly I think the real issue is that very loud very vocal evangelicals have turned the entire point of Christianity into hating on basically any group of people that isn't them, and for a lot of people that means hating a lot of good people and people close to them, and young people especially see this and think "fuck this" and leave the church. They stop that shit and young people wouldn't be so turned off and leave in droves.

My theory is the only guys who believe in it don't really believe in it and only pretend to to women because they know ALL women believe it.

Smashes the ball under her foot any time she loses at ping pong.

Happy birthday!

Whenever he sees someone wearing socks with sandals, he spits on their feet in disgust.

Ok I must've forgot about the part where they dressed like Natives. *shrug*

I'm so lost here... Who the fuck blames The Boston Tea Party on Native Americans?

I think the one and only time he and Jenny had sex was probably before she got it, so Forrest probably never got it.

Flip-flops don't even flip... They do flop, but they don't flip.

Baseball cap over a bandana.... Literally a hat on a hat.

Unsuccessfully lobbied Judas Priest to add the judas chair to their logo.

Honestly, if we were in an alternate timeline and Aqualung was released in 1988, I wouldn't have a problem with Tull winning that grammy.

I mean, you couldn't just order it yourself and request they make it extra spicy?

Kinda weird how a powerhouse like The Simpsons would bother poking fun at a nobody like Smiling Friends. You'd think Smiling Friends was enjoying the same popularity as Family Guy in its heyday.

I can understand this gripe for live ALBUMS, but I saw Metallica live on the St. Anger tour and it was in my top 3 concerts ever.

What's better is having the full two day "weekend" on weekdays, for the same reason you just mentioned.

Bought those black market potatoes, mashed them up, and snorted them.