discolé monade

should have asked about their arbor day policy. j/s

prepares elaborate veggie trays for his cat. the cat has escaped 3 times.

it was....longer? and the highlight is usually a light grey, not blue...but it's ok, it may just be on my end? it's back to normal now.

tells people he was a roadie for john denver

tells people his grand dad was the original mr. peanut mascot.

tells people he's mikey from those commercials, and that he survived a stomach rupture caused by pop rocks and pepsi.

runs a rat race out a basement in the red light district. literal rats...little lego jockeys and everything.

will sometimes wear fishnets and spiked heels, just so he can tap dance on graves of his enemies...in style.

so why does the font change? current font is tahoma... not the default and the blue highlight is back

makes his family secret cole slaw-it uses kale

that part.

for what? and how did the interview go? did you ask them their policy on arbor day as a holiday? and did you wear a tux?

makes peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches...but skips the peanut butter.

if that doesn't look like the room.... pur a stand alond pedestal sink, and no clock...add some roaches.... voila! st charles motel, springfield ma.

lol.... now scoob...when you say p-stoned...you're not talking about... wait...you know what? shut up scoob.

sets up his one man band, featuring keyboards and knee cymbols, outside the local 'seight's deli', only charges 1$ for a song. he only knows one song though, 'enter the sandman'

is strangely obsessed with canadian olive gardens

tuna fish with chips.

we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. what we did was wrong, but we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. what do you care?

hey... HEY!

is trying to revive the 'urban baby cage', but for adults. so far he's not as successful as people just don't want to be outdoors.

shut up scoob.

knows GOT damnt well i won't, just likes to make me use my loud font.

TIME OUT lmaoooooooo. can't breathe. thank you. lordt