discolé monade
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plays 'cat's cradle' by herself : hands and feet.
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just finished making salsbury steak, mashed potatoes, and green beans for me. corn for the boys. i like my salsbury steak. *i'd like to note that i we eat dinner now, and supper later if hungry. it's the way of the south. -
started the 'chicken jockey' crusade, and has absolutely no regerts.
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when asked about his role, he insisted he was not on the grassy knoll.
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is learning the harpsichord for his one man band debut.
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one of those that really enjoys egg free omeletes
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really really loves potato free potato salad
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told the undertaker it would be a good idea to keep wrestling...at 60.
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ya'll need to leave that man alone. he wouldn't know what to do with any of that. lol
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is constantly disappointed after ordering 'the pu pu platter'.
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pretends to know what DOS means. (thinks it means digits on screen)
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he taught 'yung gravy' everything he knows.
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^nope...but now i want one. somehow can get into people's heads...and make them want tatoo's of dangerousely close to good, hanna barberra characters.
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recreates his life's events using taxadermy. squirrels are his forte...and non existant on his property.
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never buys me flowers anymore >_>
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members only and parachute pants. he knows whats up.
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you don't buy me flowers, anymore
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pretends he's winning at slots when he goes to the atm.
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is bringing the abacus back.
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has been to at least 42 sylists, barbers and hair salons. it's truely strange the number of times he's been told 'say no more, fam'.
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is bringing back mike score's look. kind of rocking it.
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before engaging in tipping of any cow, he will break out with 'nooooooooowwwwwww tell me what you want what you really really want'.
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likes to whisper sweet nothings to passers by his window. in his house. while they drive by.
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treats every interaction with people, like rowdy roddy piper in 'they live'.
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