discolé monade

well....full disclosure. i knew it was on the fritz. i bought one last month. the cat has so many chew spots. last year i slapped it. so it won't print multiple copies.

my bgf AND office husband many moons ago asked me if i used a bat and had 'still' in the background. no...but so so satisfying.

mixes skittles and plain m&m's in share bowl.

my printer. 10 years old. destroyed, smashed, stomped. put in a bag, and slung into the hard...slung bag BACK to cement...and curb stomp. it's in 100's of pieces. in the rain. yay me.

the irs website, and it's numerous helping tools, can eat a bag of dicks.

currently contimplating a career move to 'fish hand model'

rufus = rufy ryuk san (san added) = sexy boyfriend (see 16 candles) kakame gets a tune sung to her in the melody of love boat, that talks about her fat ass and the heart shape coloring on it. smokeh mcdoo (mcdoodoobutt his long name) gets a tune

merci beaucoup, monsieur KN

is this you pictured with adorable creatures.... well..your hand?

placed 3rd in the 8th annual ga-ga ball games

does the chicken dance to the electric slide.

snuggles up to adam sandlers 'what the hell happened to me?'. oh...his favorite you ask? 'ode to my car'.

likes to hand out free samples from baskin-robbins. doesn't work there.

sells knock off's of the million dollar championship belt on ebay. he is killing it.

cosplays as the cowardly lion, JUST for the shirley temple curls. *iykyk*

currently working on a musical for 'plan 9 from outer space'.

has picnics with ants.

walks around his neighborhood as the town crier, yelling every on the hour, the time...and that all, is in fact well.

taught ritchie blackmore all the practical jokes he knew.....some say...well...you know what they say.

lmao....makes this user giggle ALL the time. << that's a truth... the myth is that he dropped dimes on someone in canada, and got them banned from multiple provinces.

wi will never not carry pocket sand.

was part of the SNL writing team, and actually did conan o'brians work load...but he doesn't like to talk about it....you know. *whispers* since he wasn't even in a pic collage of the 50th SNL special.

secretly replaces regular coffee with folgers decaf. at wawa's across n.j. , leans into an imaginary guest, and whispers 'let's watch'.

asks everyone "what if WE'RE the ones blind....and the blind can actually see?"

is a ghost writer for ghostrek.