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lol lololol LOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLOL i shaved today. first* time since october? got a nice head start on noshavember harry's razor 10/10 i think i have an idea for fur line knee high socks. at one point i looked down after trying to rinse the fur off the legs..... and thought there was a giant furry bug taking a shower with me for a split second.

loves to crank call best buys, to ask if they any refridgerators. and before the clerk can answer he yells "YOU BETTER CATCH IT! INTERRUPTING COW!

your mum wants no part of your shenanigans. i can see it in the font.

so a new friend gave me an anklet. she thought it was a bracelet. i'm not mad...at all, now i have a reason to shave. ALSO...i didn't know, and will try and get back...but the dauther of said friend, said that using sugar scrub or something of the like before you shave (use a light gel), no bumps or the like, i dont' normally have that issue, but i'm going to try just to see how it feels, and i will report back. p.p.s. i showed my new friend my leg. now...mind you i'm wearing work boots and strip athlete socks...and hair i can braid. she says...without skipping a beat (we are in the new friend stage) 'man...lesbians would love you'. O_O i'm pretty sure it was a compliment? maybe? lol...iono...

told johnny depp he's a perfect serial killer and should definately take the roll of the mad hatter.

trying so very hard to bring back 1800's barbers, that may or may not have doubled as a tooth yanker OR minced meat pie entrepeneur.

top 3 of their best she understood the assignment. and fucking hell that is brutal.

is more in tune to users then she cares to realize. ;]

bloody hell, that man looks like my parental units dopplegangar. see the smile.

awww. what a sweet young man. *that sounded WAY too old lady....even for me* happy day of birth mama of buddy.

once was invited to george forman's for burgers....to hear it from him, HE suggested forman share his grill with the masses. supposedly.

colder tits, than whats happening outside. our heater went into defrost mode. it's never gone into defrost mode. not to be mistaken with depeche mode.

cosplays as billy mays, every 2nd tuesday of the month at the lions club.

shaving. i stop shaving in november, and start back around april? i just ordered harry's razor. kind od excited to try them

sweet sour chix, pfr 86 egg.

counts exactly 11,800 grains of rice to prepare for dinner.

seriously believes that carrot top is a national treasure.

is addicted to necco wafers.

my man.

you guys. i got some writing done. yup. i should do more.... BUUUUT i think imma call it.

was stevie wonders driving instructor.

that's exactly right. it's a sweet sentiment. we have SO many cardinals right now. and blue birds are popping up. i'm hopeful that a murder of crows moved into the forest behind us. and woke up to a couple vultures picking over a deer that was struck in front of MIL in ditch...but it was frozen for a week or so...i have pics i'll show later. tl:dr yup

buddy comes here for his weather updates.