discolé monade
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has been kicked out of several mah jongg halls, because he just really doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.
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is the connect 4 reigning champion in his state.
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Finally got my porch finished
discolé monade replied to little_girl_lost's topic in General Discussion
i love this. -
knows it was for those bombass banana bread cupcakes.
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claims to have come up with the term xenomorph AND the bursting stomach scene for the ORIGINAL aliens. pfft.
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has been removed from malls across america, for jumping on the piano and pretending to be jerry lee lewis.
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peanut butter and cheese finger sandwiches are his go-to sunday game food.
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pays handsomely for the fresh remains of my komodo dragons, as he's perfected the art of 'whimsical taxadermy'. his current piece is 'singing in the rain'. just, really, fantastic work.
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claims to have seen mr. hoonie attacked, and devoured by a 22ft python...... in kissimmee, florida.
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has continually written rick springfield, with only one inquiry. 'what is jessie's girl's actual name?'
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has no clue what a skibidi is...but loves saying it when he answers the phone.
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is currently pitching to bravo tv., 'real housewives of utqiagvik'
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and even that, couldn't reign in the crown.... limp biscuit.
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dabbles in the mystic arts of throat singing.
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knows exactly why lil wayne is late for all of his concerts...and it's not what you think.
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so funny thing on my way up...
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has made several attempts to start a flash mob at walmart. so far...no takers.
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has been known to frequent his local hardware store, select the following items : duct tape, plastic tarp, rope and a shovel. bring to the register, and say, " hold this, i forgot my wallet." and leave.
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if no one else read that in 'eeyore' voice. shame on you. shame.
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always has time to talk about the extensive history of mr. t's tea.
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oh...no, yeah, sure. hope he's REALLY enjoying being the IT guy... /s/
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giants v chiefs. apparently the league needs comedic relief. but hey...yeah, go blue and that's my annual contribution...because we ALL know how this goes down.
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Happy Birthday Mthor....and friends
discolé monade replied to André Toulon's topic in General Discussion
happy day of birth to all!!! but especially to the wisest owl- mthor -
won't stop trying to convince the waitress at the corner diner that he's d. b. cooper's only living relative.
