discolé monade

say it. i dare you

is the person responsible for luring out wild turkeys. she bought a duck call from those guys on TV, but she's here to tell you, that was NO DUCK call.

learning how to sew, JUST so he can craft a zoot suit. he's bringing that shit back hard! and with a vengence.

i have a lizard tatoo that goes up my tailbone about 6 inches. *and i actually had 3 lizard tattoos, i got one covered recently.

not hellmann's, get dukes or blue plate. sriracha and lime juice.

has decided to give 'stomp clap hey' music the old college try.

missing the days of molded wood and concrete, with the stench of millions of cigarettes being lit and extinquished, and alcohol/piss/puke smelling carpets, on top of wanting to commit violence... i wonder what is afoot in the happy town of annuityville.

detachable penis. 'nuff said.

well...pet the pussy, duh

see, i would like those. a mini lemon bar of sorts.

reads 'war and peace' for shits and giggles.

started the slender man urban legend.

i just like watching the comments. it's even funnier with: You've chosen to ignore content by The Evil Dr. Longshadow.

you are such a fucking narcissist. this was ONLY to compare your small minded outlook on those less fortunate. you are arrested development.

insists on ringing a service bell, before using the facilities.*

first saw popeye the cartoon at age 7. is STILL trying to squeeze a can of spinach open.

again...how wrong can you try to be? you do this on purpose. lol.. do you have voice to text so you can jack it with both hands?

stop this false narrative. i don't know why you're trying to win this particular argument. not everyone has the luxury of working a job that has a pension, 40 hours, and choice of either toilet duty or trash retrieval. some people, now hold on...but SOME people have to work multiple jobs JUST to make rent. and that's the problem. one small crisis, and the very fragile system that is in place, is now a shambles, rent is now past due, they are evicted, and now have to live in their car/couch/shelter, and STILL work those multiple jobs just so they can try to keep their car/that couch/shelter. stop being so fucking mightier than thou. you are not any better, than the people you are mocking. this cring lord act you have going isn't working. you're trying to win the argument, not debate the issue. and you are a foolish man.

arrested development isn't as funny to watch IRL

refuses to reference yellowstone national park by anything OTHER than JELLYstone.

perhaps he found himself stuck in a schtick loop? and tried to post to get help...but...well, you know ...

was there for the 'bread massacre' of '98.