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discolé monade

discolemonade
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Everything posted by discolé monade

  1. has a talking bass mounted in every room.
  2. has tried repeatedly to fake a car accident for the $$. problem is, no one is behind him when he dramatically throws open the door, and rolls out the car yelling "MY NECK AND MY BACK!!" no one.
  3. once again, playing coy, he is. he knows damn well, the firing was becuase of a closet incident.
  4. runs mt. dew through the coffee maker.
  5. likes to 'flashmob' people in line at walmart. he's a one man act.
  6. rip my sweet kakame. 2022-2025
  7. know that's not a match. that's hopscotch.
  8. shut up scoob
  9. is really into solo tug-of-war. it is something to behold.
  10. is coordinating with the penguins of heard island in an all out aerial assualt to answer #47 tariff hikes. it's teaching them to fly the mig-25 foxbat. their little flipper wing arms can't grasp the shift.
  11. tried out for road rules. almost got if, had it not been for that meddling miz.
  12. has used a kazoo for varyijng reasons. you do the math
  13. how, hai are ya?
  14. sells jim ross' bbq sauce out of his van, down by the river.
  15. has a poster of 'big worm' in his judas chair room.
  16. will only accept chocolate chip cookies with an odd number of chips above 11
  17. is the one that fooled mother nature. (iykyk)
  18. knows damn well that is every pack of fruitstripe gum.
  19. knows at least 436 tricks with doublemint gum and it's wrappers.
  20. knows damn well, he perfected the pacterd toaster chop.
  21. follows behind me, wearing a top hat, shouting "MERRY BIRTHYEAR!!"
  22. backpacked through the english countryside, only to be attacked by a werewolf in a deserted plot of land.
  23. also likes to pretend he owns a jail cell in the middle of the atlantic ocean.
  24. every item he has, that requires a password, he uses supercalafragilisticexpialadoscious123!
  25. likes to film people attempting to parallel park.
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