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discolé monade

discolemonade
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  1. getting snacks and i'll hit it running .
  2. comes up with all the clever stores, and names for the pest control on bob's burgers opener.
  3. stands on the corner, and yells 'EXTRA EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT' but doesn't say what 'it' is.
  4. they said it couldn't be done...but he actually was able to stretch armstrong's arms off in one stretch.
  5. yeah. this is a pretty decent season. bête noir. i have a new fav. song.
  6. wears blond wigs while traveling by air.
  7. starting now. rashida jones and chris o'dowd. i like both of them.
  8. when he says 'donkey farm', he's speaking of course to his favorite after hours entertainment in the red light district of tiajuana.
  9. goes around asking 'did you touch my ass?'
  10. has naked badmintion tournies in his back yard, several times a year. he also is the local bondsman's favorite customer.
  11. has continuely applied for secretary of the robert stack fan club. he keeps submitting his glamour shot pics, but no bites yet.
  12. so, you're not coming to georgia to fix my house, i see.
  13. anybody gotten into it yet? i usually binge the entire season. it looks...interesting.
  14. shakes his fists angrily at the grass and yells 'stop growing on my yard'
  15. doesn't know that brand has been arrested for...bad bad things.
  16. eats green beans with his toes.
  17. doesn't realize that i don't really know anything about the wrestling world, other than he did smell what the rock was cooking, while seeing john cena in the corner really giving it to one of those twins.
  18. likes to dress like the chairman of the board and stroll around walmart like....
  19. has a shrine to mr hoonié in his basement.
  20. his favorite animal is the piggy, and is planning an elaborate trip to the bay of pigs, because 'awwww'
  21. secrectly replaces neighbors premium coffee blend with taster's choice, then watches.
  22. ^ close it's 'hey sexy booooyyyyfrrrriiiieeeeennnnndd walks around the mall with a tape recorder, and loudly says 'no intelligent carbon lifeforms have presented themselves. hail globgork;
  23. plans elborate escapes routes, from his local grocery store.
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