discolé monade
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despite all his rage, he's still a rat in a cage.
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loves taking 12 pack carboard cartons, and making GWAR helmets, while moshing to tiffany's 'i think we're alone now'
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this one time, at band camp..... they decided that the flute was not the instrument for them.
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knows EXACTLY where the bodies are buried.
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was the prototype for the 6 million dollar man. the $3.50 man.....mistakes were made....lawsuits were paid out.
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trained the MGM lion.
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someone came to visit. iykyk.
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knows, unaquivocally, that mikey, did not, in fact like it. he hadn't eaten in 3 days to make the commercial. they were there to deny the poor kid food.
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went to a jazz club, someone yelled 'scat man scat', so he took a shit on stage.
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is currently working on a puppet opera about the life and times of kid rock.
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goes completely rogue when playing team building sports, running around yelling "I CAN DO IT!!!"
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likes to stand in crowded spaces and turn to the person to his left and say 'did you grab my ass?', then to the right, and says, 'oh, YOU grabbed my ass' looks forward and says, 'everyone grab my ass'.
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you're a chef in a 4 * , aren't you? i think you said... anyway. hell. yess. and dinner will be leftover ham and some homemade stove top mac/cheese. -
i don't ask much of you people.....
discolé monade replied to discolé monade's topic in General Discussion
it is SO weird that i don't have any flight info...ticket info. hmmmm i bet you just forgot to send it...right? right?? -
poses as an 'undercover boss' for applebee's. has never been a boss of an applebee's. doesn't even eat there.
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and then he stated, 'isn't it ironic, don't you think? a little TOO ironic.....' , and was instantly swept back into that very awful version of 'name that tune'.
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i'm SUPPOSED to be doing something,
discolé monade replied to discolé monade's topic in General Discussion
oh. look at what i did... signed up for a 2.5 hour class, that i intend to put off for much of the day. and then wonder why i still haven't put pen to paper to come up with at least a mission statement. -
is addicted to midget wrestling in mac and cheese.
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got a great deal on a bulk novelty item: now he goes about town walking 8 invisible dogs.
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didn't realize they were trapped in the wrong version of 'name that tune'.
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oh...she definately knows that girls just wanna' have fun.
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it's just like she told you, only the lonely can play.
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awww. is too kind for words. but also plays air guitar to weird al songs.
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is the only working mime.....that talks.
